The dangers of squirrel popsicles.

[Erk]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/gnus/squirrel.asp

I knew frozen squirrels were hazardous, and NOW I have PROOF.

 

[Mac]

Wowww as if!, nice find Erk.

No wonder why the squirrels are dying away. I bet theres like a criminal underworld exchange were they sell frozen squirrels for drugs ^_^

 

[Anonymous]

Dear god that is awesome.

My morning just got a whole lot lulzier :D

 

[catalyst]

A frozen squirrel... fell from a tree... and smashed a windshield... Wow. At that point the world hates you. You gotta be some sort of special to have your windshield broken by the "natural" freezing of a squirrel.

 

[arcthemonkey]

Snopes is one of my favorite websites :D

 

[SephirothSpawn]

Haha. I have to check the rest of this site out now. If everything is like this, I can be easily entertained for awhile.

 

[catalyst]

Yeah. I randomly go through Snopes. Some of the most interesting stuff is on there. Like the credit card issued to a tree.

 

[godly_knickers]

Some things in the world are just fucked...

 

[Z-Row]

reminds me of an episode of zatch bell: "WOW! FISH POPSICLES!"

except with squirrels....

 

[Euphony]

"Iced squirrels, by the way, are a menace even when not being used in criminal endeavors."

Best. Sentence. Ever.

Wow, and that poor woman who was knocked unconscious by them. That must have spawned some incredibly awkward conversations.

"Oh my god, Jane looks horrible....what on Earth happened to her?"
"Yeah, it's a shame. She was KOed by squirrel-sicles".

 

[Organix]

lol? frozen squirrels letal weapons

 

[$t3v0]

This actually outdoes the article i read ( and kept ) about 5 years ago were a guy beat his wife un-conscious with a Tesco crusty loaf that was two days out of date. It was the way they described the incedent in such detail, it sounded so surreal i couldn't believe i kept reading it.

But man, squirrels ...