Summer Shenanigans (woop woop!)
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Buy a gun just in case
go round my mates get his older bro to buy us some alchohol and get pissed and maybe a little high
http://img111.imageshack.us/i/photo011f.jpg/ actually heres a picture of me last night, look at my pupils!!
http://img111.imageshack.us/i/photo011f.jpg/ actually heres a picture of me last night, look at my pupils!!
Went camping.
Friends turned up five hours late in a two door Chevrolet Matiz expecting to fit four people and gear.
Forgot to buy food, and only had money for Stella Artois. 15 cans. 10 were left at the end of the night. Tastes and smells like piss. I'm pretty sure it was thinking about it.
First camp site was scouts only.
Second camp site was closed.
Third camp site wardens chased us off.
Turned into a field for the night and got chased off by army cadets. Go figure.
Called another camp site. They didn't allow anyone under 21 years of age (and were checking cars for booze).
Stayed in a random field. In the night got raided by the Baptist Bible College across the road, who were demanding to know what we were doing camping on their fields. Told them to feck off and lit a tree on fire.
Tent had a wasp nest in it (!) with a fecking huge queen wasp that was blue and black (?).
Slept with a girl in the tent and nothing happened other than both running out screaming when the wasps flew around a bit.
Sped off in the morning fast as possible leaving my money behind. I hope those bible folk enjoy it.
Other two couples fucked all night every which way possible. And snored. And fucked some more. And fucked while snoring. And snored while fucking.
Tired.
Friends turned up five hours late in a two door Chevrolet Matiz expecting to fit four people and gear.
Forgot to buy food, and only had money for Stella Artois. 15 cans. 10 were left at the end of the night. Tastes and smells like piss. I'm pretty sure it was thinking about it.
First camp site was scouts only.
Second camp site was closed.
Third camp site wardens chased us off.
Turned into a field for the night and got chased off by army cadets. Go figure.
Called another camp site. They didn't allow anyone under 21 years of age (and were checking cars for booze).
Stayed in a random field. In the night got raided by the Baptist Bible College across the road, who were demanding to know what we were doing camping on their fields. Told them to feck off and lit a tree on fire.
Tent had a wasp nest in it (!) with a fecking huge queen wasp that was blue and black (?).
Slept with a girl in the tent and nothing happened other than both running out screaming when the wasps flew around a bit.
Sped off in the morning fast as possible leaving my money behind. I hope those bible folk enjoy it.
Other two couples fucked all night every which way possible. And snored. And fucked some more. And fucked while snoring. And snored while fucking.
Tired.