Questionator - Question Answerer

[Yeyinde]

Questionator
Question Answerer

What is the Questionator?  It is a Windows application that gives a 100% accurate answer to any and all questions fed to it.  Just enter the question in the text box, go to the File menu and select Answer (Ctrl+A).  With only a size of 3.5MB, who wouldn't want the correct answer to everything?
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[Despain]

Damn, that's really cool. I asked it "What does Ekans evolve into?" and it replied with "Arbock". It was spelled wrong, but awesome.

How does it work, does it pull the answers from google or something?

 

[Yeyinde]

Nope. No google, or any web stuff.  I super compressed every question and answer I could think of with some Yautja technology.  Each question/answer pair takes up one thousandth of bit of memory.  Because of this unique compression, you get that really fast calculation time (half a second on my shitty system).

Thanks for informing me of that spelling error.  I'll have that fixed some time soon.

 

[OS]

This makes me sad. 42, 42, 42, 42, 42. Everything. I like BOB better. He doesn't know everything, but he has many more responses.

 

[$t3v0]

I'm with Shadow. All my answers result in 42.

Some of them were:

boobs?

usa?

you?

 

[___]

It doesn't even know what color the sky is :/

 

[$t3v0]

It actually seems harder to NOT get 42 as the answer

 

[Despain]

maybe you guys don't get the joke

 

[mawk]

Man, I've never seen a projected fifty-eight hours go by so fast. :0

 

[Venetia]

I love it,

Estimated time remaining: 27 hours

on "who are you?"

 

[shiroun]

Type in stalker lol.

 

[e]

Try this :

START : Natural Language Question Answery System

It's crazy.

Try stuff like "What time is it?", or "Who is the president of the United States?".

 

[Me(tm)]

I still think everything is 4. If you want to know why, ask me a question.

42 is 4 to by the way.

 

[Ellie]

I like the help file the best.

 

[$t3v0]

I didn't actually get the joke but I knew that 42 was significant to the cause. Still though, what a let down

 

[OS]

I got it, but I was still sad.

 

[khmp]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy joke?

 

[___]

I got the reference but was naive enough to think that it did know some answers for some reason :/