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I wrote a letter to Evolution for a puppy sized elephants, because it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable. So I know that evolution could take somewhat 1 million years, so for now I am stuck with photoshopping Puppy Sized Elephants. And you know what? Puppy-Sized elephants blow puppy sized puppies right out of the water. And as I look at all these photoshopped elephants, I can't stop to think "Man, I wish there was a photoshop for reality." And if there was one, another general suggestion, more rainbows.
PART 2-PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS CONTINUED (XD)
And guess what? Evolutions DID in fact make me a puppy sized elephant...All be it many thousands of years ago. So there is this evolutionary phenomenon called "Isular Dwarfism", which over time makes isolated over sized animals breed themselves smaller. So say you are an over sized animal. Which now you are. Say you live in the Ice Age and cross a ice bridge which leads to an island. YOU LIKE THE ISLAND. SO YOU STAY THERE. So you get across, now you're a big animal on a small island. The Bridge melts. So over time, you'll breed yourself smaller so the population can grow larger and have more resources! So dwarfism has been seen in large animals, like Dinosaurs, humans, aaaaaaaaaaaand...
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ELEPHAAAAAAANTS.
And you can call me the first to think that the puppy sized elephant would be cuter if it were..not so dead. But Still! Pretty Cute!
It turns out that there were several different miniature elephants, which were so small, that they were only about 3 Feet tall! It is believed that the last puppy-sized elephant went extinct about 4,000 years ago. It's not clear what kill them off, but it might have been people.
Ooooooooh, People. *sigh* Why must you suck the fun out of everything? D:
In Fact, if I ever do a get a letter back from Evolution it would be something like:
"Dear Human,
Thank you for your letter.
We made you a puppy sized elephant.
But then, you killed it.
Thanks,
Evolution."
I wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa puppy sized el-e-font.
Would they be cool or F*ING AWESOME? Choose. :D
PART 2-PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS CONTINUED (XD)
And guess what? Evolutions DID in fact make me a puppy sized elephant...All be it many thousands of years ago. So there is this evolutionary phenomenon called "Isular Dwarfism", which over time makes isolated over sized animals breed themselves smaller. So say you are an over sized animal. Which now you are. Say you live in the Ice Age and cross a ice bridge which leads to an island. YOU LIKE THE ISLAND. SO YOU STAY THERE. So you get across, now you're a big animal on a small island. The Bridge melts. So over time, you'll breed yourself smaller so the population can grow larger and have more resources! So dwarfism has been seen in large animals, like Dinosaurs, humans, aaaaaaaaaaaand...
http://content.answers.com/main/content ... ermaas.jpg[/img]
ELEPHAAAAAAANTS.
And you can call me the first to think that the puppy sized elephant would be cuter if it were..not so dead. But Still! Pretty Cute!
It turns out that there were several different miniature elephants, which were so small, that they were only about 3 Feet tall! It is believed that the last puppy-sized elephant went extinct about 4,000 years ago. It's not clear what kill them off, but it might have been people.
Ooooooooh, People. *sigh* Why must you suck the fun out of everything? D:
In Fact, if I ever do a get a letter back from Evolution it would be something like:
"Dear Human,
Thank you for your letter.
We made you a puppy sized elephant.
But then, you killed it.
Thanks,
Evolution."
I wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa puppy sized el-e-font.
Would they be cool or F*ING AWESOME? Choose. :D