post sweet ass lyrics

[OrbitDuke]

Jukebox The Ghost - Static

A man crouches on the street with static in his eyes
And takes it as a sign from the gods above
To shout from the rooftops and write letters to the government
He's writing revelations for the showdown
And now he's slamming down chords
And leading a crowd ten thousand strong
They're shouting in unison, shouting in unison
"Mom and dad, wake from your slumbers,
We're gonna burn this motherfucker down because
Sometimes we burn and steal and rape and kill and sacrifice
Just to remind ourselves that we're still alive"

 

[boon]

Kick Your Own Sweet Ass



Ommmm Shanty Town

Welcome to the K-Mart Tribal Ballet

It all started in a small town in South Africa

called Johannesburg

And quickly spread through the first world,

Third World, fourth dimension

and seventh heaven

Forever and ever Amen


My body is bread in a holy war

Change Change Change Change

My body is love in a holy store

Your body is God and I want some more now

Your body is money and I'm spending it now


Kick your own ass Now Now

Kick your sweet ass Now


No pride No fear No shame

Your body never lies

No guilt No sin No blame

Your body never lies

No grudge No spite No greed

Your body never lies

No gloom No doom No doubt

Your body never lies


The K-Mart Tribal Ballet all started

when I was only 10 years old

and I was in a K-Mart

in Johannesburg, South Africa

This was not a dream

This was completely real

I was in the only K-Mart

in Johannesburg, South Africa

and I could not find my mother

And the blue light was flashing

And my head was spinning

And I could hardly breathe

And everywhere I turned

there were white white white people

and sickly sweet smells

And the white white white saleslady

was in my face snarling

Can I help you Can I help you

Can I help you Can I help you

And I was out of luck

But just when I thought

that I could not go on

I looked up into the blue light flashing

And I saw a vision

of the Wild Black Virgin of Johannesburg

And she looked down at me and said

HONEY, KICK YOUR OWN ASS


closest thing to Sweet Ass lyrics

 

[Venetia]

rule's:

-no complete songs

whiter shade of pale - procol harum

We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of pale

 

[Ellie]

The Beautiful South - Don't marry Her (part ofthe song)

And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
She's a PhD in "I told you so"
You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"

She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me




Purely because in the radio version Sweaty Bollocks is substituted with Sandra Bullock's

 

[Venetia]

el manana - gorillaz

Don't stop the buck when it comes
It's the dawn, you'll see
Money won't get there
Ten years passed tonight
You'll flee

If you do that,
I'll be some
To find you

I saw that day,
Lost my mind
Lord, I'll find
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine

 

[Ludicus]

AC/DC - Big Balls

And my balls are always bouncing
And my ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

(ball = fancy dress party)

 

[Venetia]

the man who sold the world (cover) - nirvana

We passed upon the stair,
Spoken was and when,
Although I wasn't there,
He said I was his friend.
Which came as a surprise;
I spoke into his eyes,
"I thought you died alone,
A long, long time ago."

Oh no, not me.
We never lost control.
You're face to face.
With the man who sold the world.

I laughed and shook his hand,
And made my way back home.
I searched for farming land;
Years and years I roamed.
I gazed a gazer stare,
We marked a million hills.
I must have died alone,
A long, long time ago.

 

[boon]

Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

 

[mawk]

TV on the Radio - Red Dress
Hey, jackboot!
Fuck your war
'Cuz I'm fat and in love
And no bombs are fallin' on me for sure
But I'm scared to death that I'm livin' a life not worth dyin' for

And your plowshare is a sword;
In its wide arc and swing
Chops the heads off of many things!
Mono-crops! Laughter roars;
Oh, hi-larious!
Oh, mulch and bury us!
Oh, standard bearer, carry me further from home for another tour.

 

[bacon]

im a unicorn
8000 bc
noahs ark wasnt built before me
im friends with dragons, bob saget
you think im not real?
full house! im in the background, fool!

eatin grass all day, party all night
ill grant your wish
right before your eyes
im hiding in your hills
eating your apples
drinking water
writing facts on your snapples

 

[JD_Slasha]

Adam Sandler- Grow Old With You:

I wanna' make you smile, whenever you're sad
Carry you 'round when your arthritis is bad
Oh all I wanna' do, is grow old with you
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin' old with you

I'll miss you, and kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
I'll need you, and feed you
Even let you hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
Oh I could be the man that, grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you . . .

I FREAKIN HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS SONG EVERYDAY TRYING TO MEMORIZE THE CHORD PROGRESSIONS AND LYRICS ETC FOR WHEN I SING TO MY GF WHEN I PROPOSE. Sounds good tho! :D

 

[Ludicus]

Pink Floyd - One of these days

One of these days,
I'm going to cut you into little pieces!

 

[Venetia]

louie, louie - the kingsmen

Fine little girl waits for me,
Catch a ship across the sea,
Sail that ship about, all alone,
Never know if I make it home.

[chorus]

Three nights and days I sail the sea,
Think of girl, constantly.
On that ship, I dream she's there,
I smell the rose in her hair.

[chorus]

[...]

See Jamaica, the moon above,
It won't be long, me see me love.
Take her in my arms again,
Tell her I'll never leave again.


(really is difficult to know what the hell they're saying)

 

[Ellie]

Pogues, Fairytale of New York

You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk laying there almost dead with a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, Merry Christmas your arse and thank God it's our last

 

[boon]

I FREAKIN HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS SONG EVERYDAY TRYING TO MEMORIZE THE CHORD PROGRESSIONS AND LYRICS ETC FOR WHEN I SING TO MY GF WHEN I PROPOSE. Sounds good tho! :D

Good luck.

 

[Ludicus]

Pink Floyd - One of these days

Thump thump thump
Thump thump thump
Thump
Thump Thump
Thump Thump
Thump Thump Thump Thump
PEEEEEEWWWWWWW
Thumpa-Thump
Thump
Thump
PEEEEEWWWWW
Thump Thump
Thump Thump Thump
Thump Thump
PEEEEEWWWWWW
Thump Thump Thump
Thump Thump Thump Thump
Thump
PEEEEWWWW
Thump Thump Thump Thump
PEW-PEW-PEW
Thump Thump
Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump
ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECE
PEEEWWWWW SCRATCH PEWWWWW PEEEEEEWWWWWW PEEEW PEW PEEW PEEEEEEEEEEW PEEEEEW PEW

 

[Ludicus]

King Diamond - Room 17

Spoiler

They forgot the grey one [spider], she was full of eggs
And she would find a warm spot back in Harry's neck
It's so moist and warm in here
Knock knock...
Knock knock... Is anybody there?

"You forgot some spiders in my room yesterday
Now I've got this stunning pain
And my neck is feeling weird, Oh I might die
Overnight some of your spiders must have bit me
They were all over me!"

"Oh Harry, don't be such a fool."

That same night Harry died
When they found him he was grey and white

[...]

In room 17, everything is so clean
In room 17, there is nothing to be seen

Take him to the morgue...
Take him to the morgue...

Hello, arachnophobia!

 

[Ellie]

Madness - House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today, and up for fun. I'm a big boy now or so they say so if you serve I'll be up my way

Box of baloons with their featherlight touch, a box of party poppers that pop in the night
A toothbrush, hairspray, a plastic grin, Miss Clay from the corner has just walked in

I'm sorry son, but we don't stock party gimmicks in this shop.
Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run, this is a chemist not a joke shop!

N-n-n-n-n-no no miss, you misunderstood,
Sixteen today, implies manhood
A box of party hats with their coloured tip,
Too late, gorgon's heard gossip
Well Hello, Joe!
Hello, Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age
Welcome to the Lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun

 

[Ellie]

Madness - Baggy Trousers

Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmasters breaking all the rules
Having fun and playing fools
Smashing up the woodwork tools

Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise (hay!)
Playing football in the park
Kicking pushbikes after dark
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt
Pulling hair and eating dirt
Teacher comes to break it up
Back o' the 'ead with a plastic cup

Oh what fun we had, but did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had, while at that time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways to make a difference to the daze

 

[Twirly]

Gangstarr - Moment of Truth
[Guru]
The same sheisty cats that you hang with, and do your thang with
could set you up and wet you up, nigga peep the language
It's universal, you play with fire it may hurt you
or burn you, lessons are blessings you should learn through
Let's face facts, although MC's lace tracks
it doesn't mean behind the scenes there ain't no dirt to trace back
That goes for all of us, there ain't nobody to trust
It's like sabotage, it's got me ready to bust
But I can't jeapordize, what I have done up to this point
So I'ma get more guys, to help me run the whole joint
Cultivate, multiply, motivate, or else we'll die
You know I be the masterof the who what where and why
See when you're shinin, some chumps'll wanna dull ya
Always selfish jealous punks, will wanna pull ya
down, just like some shellfish in a bucket
cause they love it, to see your ass squirm like a worm
But just as you'll receive what is comin to you
Everybody else is gonna get theirs too
I ain't no saint, therefore I cannot dispute
That everyone must meet their moment of truth