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Draycos Goldaryn
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Screaming Darkness":3ajscg6f said:
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Sorry. I remember back in the day when "The families" were ... well, you know... :
There once was a user who didn't own the legal version. He created help topic after help topic and request after request. No one would help the poor n00b. But the n00b was not going to give up easily...
One day, he asked for a demo of a script he really wanted. Unfortunately for him, PK cannot open legal rmxp projects. As an act of desperation, "No, um... I can't use a demo. I am no good with demos. Can you just post the scripts."
But the wise n00b slayer Trickster was too wise to be fooled by the n00b. After a long battle and questioning, it was found that the n00b didn't have the PK version. When asked, "Why don't you download and pay for the legal version?", all the n00b could reply was "My family is too poor and depends on me to make my game with this script."
The war between the n00b and n00b Slayer Trickster waged on for eons (ok, a few weeks), but after warns and warns, infraction after infraction, n00b slayer banned the n00b for rmxp.org land, but this isn't the last we would hear from our n00b.
The n00b continued with his multis before he finally was completely banished from the land, but the n00b had found a new kingdom to annoy the hell out of...
The new community he found seemed to be his new home. He posted like crazy, spammed with illogical thoughts, flamed, etc. (essientially, picking up in a new community where he left off in his old one).
Unfortunately for the n00b, the n00b Slayer had a twin with n00b Slayer status within this kingdom : SephirothSpawn.
After months of forgiveness, SephirothSpawn eventually vanquished the n00b from the new kingdom. But you know our n00b ; he would not go down quitely.
Within a days time, the n00b returned. "F-U SephirothSpawn! How dare you banish me from my new home. People liked me here and you ruined it. I just found out I have lung cancer at 14 for smoking too much. This kingdom was the only thing that made me continue to fight the illness, create my game and save my family. You have now ruined it. It is all your fault. I am now going to kill myself, and my family will suffer. I hope this is your life's lesson and that you will grow as a person from this experience." (Not that will put, for you know, he is a n00b, so you would actually have to attempt multiple times to understand what he actually said).
The n00b slayers rejoiced with laughter, but it appears our n00b was lying!
* dun dun dun *
Within a few days and for a week, new members were joining the community with the same characteristics as the fallen n00b. To make a long story short, they were all slain in epic fashion, and the tale of the n00b was lost.
One day, he asked for a demo of a script he really wanted. Unfortunately for him, PK cannot open legal rmxp projects. As an act of desperation, "No, um... I can't use a demo. I am no good with demos. Can you just post the scripts."
But the wise n00b slayer Trickster was too wise to be fooled by the n00b. After a long battle and questioning, it was found that the n00b didn't have the PK version. When asked, "Why don't you download and pay for the legal version?", all the n00b could reply was "My family is too poor and depends on me to make my game with this script."
The war between the n00b and n00b Slayer Trickster waged on for eons (ok, a few weeks), but after warns and warns, infraction after infraction, n00b slayer banned the n00b for rmxp.org land, but this isn't the last we would hear from our n00b.
The n00b continued with his multis before he finally was completely banished from the land, but the n00b had found a new kingdom to annoy the hell out of...
The new community he found seemed to be his new home. He posted like crazy, spammed with illogical thoughts, flamed, etc. (essientially, picking up in a new community where he left off in his old one).
Unfortunately for the n00b, the n00b Slayer had a twin with n00b Slayer status within this kingdom : SephirothSpawn.
After months of forgiveness, SephirothSpawn eventually vanquished the n00b from the new kingdom. But you know our n00b ; he would not go down quitely.
Within a days time, the n00b returned. "F-U SephirothSpawn! How dare you banish me from my new home. People liked me here and you ruined it. I just found out I have lung cancer at 14 for smoking too much. This kingdom was the only thing that made me continue to fight the illness, create my game and save my family. You have now ruined it. It is all your fault. I am now going to kill myself, and my family will suffer. I hope this is your life's lesson and that you will grow as a person from this experience." (Not that will put, for you know, he is a n00b, so you would actually have to attempt multiple times to understand what he actually said).
The n00b slayers rejoiced with laughter, but it appears our n00b was lying!
* dun dun dun *
Within a few days and for a week, new members were joining the community with the same characteristics as the fallen n00b. To make a long story short, they were all slain in epic fashion, and the tale of the n00b was lost.
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