EDIT: Oooooooooh!!!
Also, this old avatar is the best picture of me, ever.
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I'm so patriotic for a non-canadian living in not canada.
Edit: Upon further reflection, I've concluded that Tel is at once every gender and every race. Possibly every age as well. The Inuit called her the "omnatrix" which is some sort of inuit/sascatchawa slang for "wtf?"
They worship her, and watermelons, to this day. They also build pagan dragons out of snapple lids. Engraved on the pedestal that holds both the snapple dragon thing and Teloch's ever living grave is the passage, "Eat earth and learn?"