Bacon you look like mein friend from days yonder who lopped his finger off swinging on the school gates and then his finger was hanging off and then suddenly it dropped on the floor in a pool of blood and all the kids screamed and then he had to go away in an ambulance and then he had it sewn back on and then it never grew from it's 8 year old height so now he has a little finger and cannot swear with much emphasis.
Strawberry you don't ^.