Post a Picture of Yourself - The Vastly Inferior Sequel!

[StrawberrySmiles]

NO NUDES.

I will cover my eyes, I SWEAR TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE.

 

[Jason]

... No lie whatsoever, one time I was getting a blowjob off a girl and jizzed in her mouth (She said I could) and she looked up afterwards with that exact expression...

Strawberry, is that why we can't see your chin?

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

Uhhhhh, no?

Besides, who the heck would I be giving one of THOSE to?

Holy fudge. XD

 

[Byron]

I'm posting nudes

THERE IT IS AGAIN. UWE Stop hiding your 3rd arm. There is a hole there for it, so use it!!!! (Talking about your avatar)

Real niggas wear shirts meant for mutants

But UWE isn't a real nigga. Each picture he takes, he becomes more white. Soon he'll be pale and ginger...

 

[Batman]

Um...sorry but I'm turning this thread into a POST A PICTURE OF YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND thread:

Isn't she heavenly...

 

[Byron]

You been locked in the bat cave long, or you just happy to see me?

 

[Nachos]

"why no?"
that's the spirit

whatever i'm doing it, pic of my cock, here you go:

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Also heres UWE'S, he sent it to me last night

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[Venetia]

ok guys

no more dumb pictures of things that are not you please

 

[united washcloth express]

To get the ball rolling:

THE EVOLUTION OF UWE

7th grade:

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8th grade:

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10th grade: [

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12th grade:

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College:

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Post College Dreadlocks:

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This year Dreadlocks:

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Current: My avatar.

Throughout my life, I have come to know one thing:

You will only become whiter

 

[united washcloth express]

When I was a youngin. As you can see, I didn't gain my first emotion until ever.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

You've always had facial hair?

 

[Nachos]

I think he was born with it, like with a big mushy beard

 

[moog]

When I was a youngin. As you can see, I didn't gain my first emotion until ever.

hahahaha this is dope

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Well, I suppose i may aswell post a regular picture of me. You won't believe I'm 24 though.

Tell me if you want any more. For reference that's a macaroon in my hands, only 2 seconds after this shot was taken, I ate it, whole.

 

[TheUnlovedGuru]

Im the hulk lol not really xD

 

[Sauk]

dat mint julep masque

 

[TheUnlovedGuru]

WTF?! Thats exactly what it is!!! :O

 

[Sauk]

I do it too men, though I make my own instead of buying the queen helene product. Skin feels proper smooth and alert afterwards, feels good man.

 

[TheUnlovedGuru]

My skin does feel smooth right now, just got the stuff today too lol gotta get rid of all this acne and crap before january cause my second semester starts and I got afjrotc >.<

 

[Byron]

Is it even possible to look good with a face mask on?
I mean. They just look horrible.
Also you guys do know that when I get my laptop on christmas... This will be filled with pictures of me.

Just in case you guys needed prior warning to large amounts of sexyness.