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Holy shit, guys! O_O

HOLY SHIT, GUYS! O_O

It's like this place is f-falling apart without me... ;=;

SO.

Turns out I was totally off the mark about our plans. We were based in St. Albans, a nice little town that was about twenty minutes away from London by train. We stayed at this small place called the Ardmore House Hotel, which I expect was secretly a family-run establishment. Nice place. Quick note about English breakfasts -- avoid black pudding. It's like meat fudge!

So now we're in Aberdeen, Scotland, a city made entirely out of gray granite -- local rock, I take it. It was gray when we arrived, but I understand that the whole damn place sparkles when it's sunny. Sounds cool.

Some things I've learned so far:
- Demons are afraid of vaginas.
- The traditional church, in addition to being shaped like a cross, is also made in the shape of the female reproductive system. Again, the Devil hates vaginas.
- I dunno a lot about angels except that they traipse around half-naked a lot of the time -- or at least that's what stonemasons like to think.
- Travelling abroad is wonderful for your inspiration. Don't worry, my game's not going to be full of oh my god the UK stuff -- most of the stuff I've come up with over here is unrelated to the stuff I've actually seen. Except for some ideas for map design. I did notice, however, that a lot of stuff I had already decided on resembles the stuff I've been spending the last week looking at.
- Oh, shit, I left my umbrella in St. Albans!
- That thing was ten or twenty quid!
- Oh well. ;=;
- My wireless card is absolute shit. I have to sit by the door to my room in some sort of bizzare position I'm certain is described in detail in the Kama Sutra just to connect -- while Stan with his Mac was able to get full-bar reception effortlessly when he came up here to check it out.
- There are a lot of cute girls in the UK. $t3v0, I salute you.
- Asian girls with British accents are especially cute. The combination didn't occur to me before, but it's very hot. This is coming from a neutral standpoint -- I'm not one of those hopeless weaboos who instantly finds Asian girls hot.
- I've also discovered that it's impossible for me to tell whether people are looking at me because I'm ridiculously tall or cute. Since most of those people were girls my age, I think it's safe to hazard a guess.
- Jet lag is a bitch.
- You guys fucking exiled Buster without telling him why!? Why do we have that huge PM sticky in the Mod-Cave anyhow if no one's gonna use it!?
- I hope that's resolved by now because I got that PM like half a week ago. ._.

Well, that's about it. Cheers for a little while longer!

... No, I'm not reopening this. You bastards can't be trusted.
 
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