OFFICIAL HBG FREESTYLE THREAD: domowoj vs. twirly

[domowoj]

yo this a callout, son, no punches pulled i'm goin all out
so all the rest of y'all best run lest you get wrecked by fallout.
step to me? i'm number one, my rhymes might knock a wall out
and when we done i guarantee your ass will have to crawl out.

this a battle, yo. what you got?

 

[Jason]

I got aids.

 

[Gaido Fawkes]

There once was a room full of lames
In a flattering house on the Thames
With a bang and a boom
And hopefully soon
Their poor lives shall not be the same

 

[domowoj]

STOP IT GUYS JUST STOP IT THIS IS FOR TWIRLY

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING ALL THE DAMN TIME ;_;

 

[Jason]

It comes with the job.

 

[domowoj]

also lames and thames doesn't rhyme even i know that

there are no good british rappers this is fact

 

[Ellie]

Hey you
Watch where you're putting that thing, yo
Keep away from my pink purdy ring, yo
Keep away from my ass with that little prick
Ain't even that sure that it's even a dick
If I sucked on that cock it would make me go sick
Rape my ass and I'll ass rape your face
Put a stop to your undignified race
Put you Americans back in your place
You ain't got style
You ain't got fame
The only thing going for you fella is shame
By the looks of your pants you've been reading the same
Porn mags I gave you the last time you came
Ain't your mom told you that wanking is lame
You ain't got a thing on me, yo
Give me a fifty I still ain't your ho
Bros before hos? You ain't got a bro
Guys around you? They can't wait to go
You're the one man in your own one man show
Did you think you were cool when I offered to blow
I pitied you punk and I pitied your style
Could tell that you ain't had a fuck in a while
The jizz rags in your room make a neat tidy pile
I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm a wish I'm a dream I'm nothing in between you know you wouldn't want me any other way yeah idk either suck my dick

 

[friend]

sup

 

[Twirly]

hahaha :x

 

[Twirly]

okay just gimme a minute >_>

 

[domowoj]

hey moog where you at

you moderatin this

 

[domowoj]

also you're twirly's second in case he backs out *cracks knuckles*

 

[Twirly]

I won't fuck around for long, your rhymes are pretty dense
you weren't born with lyrical gusto, so it makes sense
my rhymes gonna smack you hard like jack dempsey
get your shit together tel; pay respects to twirly
cause if you don't then he'll go surly
and if twirly goes surly yo gotta jam
and protect ya neck like wu-tang clan

this is terrible and I am terrible but i didn't try to hard so I am proud of myself too

 

[Twirly]

note that this is my "third" language :/

 

[moog]

hey moog where you at

you moderatin this

yea dood im right here

i am watching this topic very closely! you better slam with the rest...

 

[Twirly]

nice avatar you faggot
you look like..... uhhh... a maggot

 

[moog]

I won't fuck around for long, your rhymes are pretty dense
you weren't born with lyrical gusto, so it makes sense
my rhymes gonna smack you hard like jack dempsey
get your shit together tel; pay respects to twirly
cause if you don't then he'll go surly
and if twirly goes surly yo gotta jam
and protect ya neck like wu-tang clan

this is terrible and I am terrible but i didn't try to hard so I am proud of myself too

you said "dense, gusto and surely" so you lose points for that

i had to look up who jack dempsey was so you lose points for not hanging with the correct demographic

it didnt flow well but it was a decent start! continue the battle

 

[moog]

Hey you
Watch where you're putting that thing, yo
Keep away from my pink purdy ring, yo
Keep away from my ass with that little prick
Ain't even that sure that it's even a dick
If I sucked on that cock it would make me go sick
Rape my ass and I'll ass rape your face
Put a stop to your undignified race
Put you Americans back in your place
You ain't got style
You ain't got fame
The only thing going for you fella is shame
By the looks of your pants you've been reading the same
Porn mags I gave you the last time you came
Ain't your mom told you that wanking is lame
You ain't got a thing on me, yo
Give me a fifty I still ain't your ho
Bros before hos? You ain't got a bro
Guys around you? They can't wait to go
You're the one man in your own one man show
Did you think you were cool when I offered to blow
I pitied you punk and I pitied your style
Could tell that you ain't had a fuck in a while
The jizz rags in your room make a neat tidy pile
I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm a wish I'm a dream I'm nothing in between you know you wouldn't want me any other way yeah idk either suck my dick

if this is legit then holy shit wyatt wins so far

 

[Twirly]

I won't fuck around for long, your rhymes are pretty dense
you weren't born with lyrical gusto, so it makes sense
my rhymes gonna smack you hard like jack dempsey
get your shit together tel; pay respects to twirly
cause if you don't then he'll go surly
and if twirly goes surly yo gotta jam
and protect ya neck like wu-tang clan

this is terrible and I am terrible but i didn't try to hard so I am proud of myself too

you said "dense, gusto and surely" so you lose points for that

i had to look up who jack dempsey was so you lose points for not hanging with the correct demographic

it didnt flow well but it was a decent start! continue the battle

ahahaha yeah man but
I am still so hungover from yesterday's night and I NEVER did this before so :/

 

[moog]

yo this a callout, son, no punches pulled i'm goin all out
so all the rest of y'all best run lest you get wrecked by fallout.
step to me? i'm number one, my rhymes might knock a wall out
and when we done i guarantee your ass will have to crawl out.

fallout ref +200 dapp

being a f*get -200 dapp

moog's really f*CkiNG kool +3 watermelon seeds