Memorable Fights
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one time in 4th grade i got jumped by a bunch of white kids at a bus stop 
while i was down getting the shit stomped out of me, a couple of older kids came out of no where and saved my ass, and then when i got up i started kicking the shit out of one of them (who always picked on me and shit)
i think they intentionally did it cause i was a smart ass during class and shit but hey idc cause after this i never got bullied again
while i was down getting the shit stomped out of me, a couple of older kids came out of no where and saved my ass, and then when i got up i started kicking the shit out of one of them (who always picked on me and shit)i think they intentionally did it cause i was a smart ass during class and shit but hey idc cause after this i never got bullied again
Last year (eight grade) my old friend Nick and I were having a few disputes. In the PE Locker-room, he kicked me in the back of the knee while I was peeing. It pissed me off so bad, I went up to him, and stabbed him in the neck with a pencil. He was bleeding (not GUSHING blood), and then threw a punch. He hit me in the face, hard, so I hit him back, and made his nose bleed. I was sick of fighting, so I started to walk away; so he tripped me. I got back up and kept walking, then he threw something at me.. so I jumped on his back, strangaling him, and banging his head into the locker untill it started to bleed.
The A.P. said I was lucky that I didn't go to jail....
The A.P. said I was lucky that I didn't go to jail....
Anonymous
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this one time i kicked the shit out of a midget with a neck brace and crutches
my balls...they ar.e...so big.. . ..
my balls...they ar.e...so big.. . ..
I'm not really a person who's into physical conflicts, and luckily, not many try to get me into it as well. So I'm mostly living peaceful, I guess... of course, sometimes you can't evade it, but yeah... I'll try to limit whatever I do to defending whoever else off...
(I'm serious there...)
You're a sexist! Treat genders equally!Sonata":13i8nsaj said:
(I'm serious there...)
The first time I ever got in a fight (if you wanna call it that) was grade five. I only punched her in the face, but it was the first time I ever got suspended so it's pretty memorable :lol:
Then in grade six there was this kid who kept calling my friend a stripper so I (literally) picked him up and threw him on the ground. Then a couple of weeks later he was doing it again so I punched him in the face and mostly everything else is blurry from there. All I remember is my shoes falling off and him chucking it on the roof of my school ^_^
I chased him all the way to his house
then he cried
good times
Then in grade six there was this kid who kept calling my friend a stripper so I (literally) picked him up and threw him on the ground. Then a couple of weeks later he was doing it again so I punched him in the face and mostly everything else is blurry from there. All I remember is my shoes falling off and him chucking it on the roof of my school ^_^
I chased him all the way to his house
then he cried
good times
This kid chucked a solid iron lacrosse stick at my back today, and it was a pure metal alloy 6000 warrior, which in normal terms (because i know way more about lacross sticks than you ever will, my being 13 and all lol!) is a HARD and painful shaft and head, like my dick when i think about that time i "had sex" with a girl (ie fingered her for 12 seconds then got grossed out and ran). Anyway, I turned around after it dropped, and he was running at me.
Sidenote: I'm in a cast on both my arms, which is what I'd usually fight someone with, and part of my right lumbar is hurt from waking up in an odd position (probably rolled over in my bed and slept funny). Also one of my legs is broken and my nuts are still recovering from some girl kicking them ten minutes ago.
So anyway, he was running at me, and my raw, well-trained instinct if someone is going to try to ram me, is lean down and flip them. I did that, and then I dropped onto him and partially pinned him. By partially I mean I can't use my arms in fights, it still hurts to move them. (His left) arm was still free, and he started to throw small, weak punches at my right ribcage, or in otherwords, my right lumbar. The pain from it started to hurt a bit to much, so I curled both my arms under his shoulders, and pressed against his clavical (bone surrounding the neck (yes I spelt it wrong, idk how to spell it). Now, I broke my wrist, but I'm such a motherfucking badass, I can use the side of it to put pressure on, especially with my adrenaline running. This kid was light as hell, so it was easy to do what I did next.
Typically, I'm not one to fight, this is one of the first ones I've been in since the marine corps (yes i was the 1st 13 year old in the marines, they had to have me after i snapped osama bin laden's dick in half), in awhile. Anyway...
He probably weight about 270 pounds, so I had him in an arm lock, and I dug my left shoulder into his right chest (yes he had two he was so big!). I dropped my leg lock on him, and stood up, with him still locked in. I heard a few kids murmuring what was I doing next, because they had seen the whole thing. I saw some guy shitting his pants and another girl was totally naked and touching herself because i guess i was so hot for her and i got another boner but it hurts because of the balls kicking. anyways, I dropped him straight on his back, after releasing my left and right arm lock, and had my left elbow pressing him down to the ground (while he was falling, I was pressing, when he bounced, if you can call it that, my arm was still going down). Basically, I broke two of his ribs near the spine, his left arm, and I crushed the centre of his chest.
If someone hadn't pulled me off, I was going to snap his neck and break his dick with my own just like i did to osama.
don't believe my fight skills?? This was before I got my cast on, and its kinda low ql because my friend took it on his cell phone. IT was sorta like street fighting, but not really. My friends phone was crap, so we only got like 30 seconds of footage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95bzBVKLF9k
Im so elite! :thumb:
Sidenote: I'm in a cast on both my arms, which is what I'd usually fight someone with, and part of my right lumbar is hurt from waking up in an odd position (probably rolled over in my bed and slept funny). Also one of my legs is broken and my nuts are still recovering from some girl kicking them ten minutes ago.
So anyway, he was running at me, and my raw, well-trained instinct if someone is going to try to ram me, is lean down and flip them. I did that, and then I dropped onto him and partially pinned him. By partially I mean I can't use my arms in fights, it still hurts to move them. (His left) arm was still free, and he started to throw small, weak punches at my right ribcage, or in otherwords, my right lumbar. The pain from it started to hurt a bit to much, so I curled both my arms under his shoulders, and pressed against his clavical (bone surrounding the neck (yes I spelt it wrong, idk how to spell it). Now, I broke my wrist, but I'm such a motherfucking badass, I can use the side of it to put pressure on, especially with my adrenaline running. This kid was light as hell, so it was easy to do what I did next.
Typically, I'm not one to fight, this is one of the first ones I've been in since the marine corps (yes i was the 1st 13 year old in the marines, they had to have me after i snapped osama bin laden's dick in half), in awhile. Anyway...
He probably weight about 270 pounds, so I had him in an arm lock, and I dug my left shoulder into his right chest (yes he had two he was so big!). I dropped my leg lock on him, and stood up, with him still locked in. I heard a few kids murmuring what was I doing next, because they had seen the whole thing. I saw some guy shitting his pants and another girl was totally naked and touching herself because i guess i was so hot for her and i got another boner but it hurts because of the balls kicking. anyways, I dropped him straight on his back, after releasing my left and right arm lock, and had my left elbow pressing him down to the ground (while he was falling, I was pressing, when he bounced, if you can call it that, my arm was still going down). Basically, I broke two of his ribs near the spine, his left arm, and I crushed the centre of his chest.
If someone hadn't pulled me off, I was going to snap his neck and break his dick with my own just like i did to osama.
don't believe my fight skills?? This was before I got my cast on, and its kinda low ql because my friend took it on his cell phone. IT was sorta like street fighting, but not really. My friends phone was crap, so we only got like 30 seconds of footage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95bzBVKLF9k
Im so elite! :thumb:
sharksweetheart
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I was a huge spazz in primary school so there were a few Pokemon-related incidents that ended in strangling.
guitarshredderj
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Ummm....let's see...I actually have only been in a couple fights, but here's one...
In 10th grade, there was this wicked asshole kid that I despised named Josh Eastman. He used to just sit in the front of the bus every day with all of his dumb little freshman friends, and just call girls cunts, and pick on little kids and stuff. Well one day, I just got so fed up to listening to him be a dick, that I just walked up to the front of the bus, and punched him in the face(this was really funny, because the kid is huge, but a wicked wimp). So, as a natural reaction, he got out of his seat, and was like, "What the fuck!", and tried to put me in a head lock. I just continually punched him in the chin, stomach, and face, until he just gave out of energy. I told him if he said one stupid thing to anybody again, I would kick the shit out him again. At that point, my bus driver was pist, and told us if we were gonna fight to take it outside. I actually offered. I said ok.lol...and asked Josh If he wanted to take it outside, and he said no, and was swearing, and telling me how he was gonna get me back and kick my ass(he never did, this kid is all talk)...so we rambled at each other for about another 20 minutes, and then just stopped. Believe it or not though, the kid didn't do it as much, but he still did it...I never actually got in a fight with him again, but I spit on him, threw shit at him, and slapped him like a bitch several times. lol...
Note that we never got along, and fought all the way through 9-11th, before I moved to Florida.
There were some other fights too, but I'll mention those later.
In 10th grade, there was this wicked asshole kid that I despised named Josh Eastman. He used to just sit in the front of the bus every day with all of his dumb little freshman friends, and just call girls cunts, and pick on little kids and stuff. Well one day, I just got so fed up to listening to him be a dick, that I just walked up to the front of the bus, and punched him in the face(this was really funny, because the kid is huge, but a wicked wimp). So, as a natural reaction, he got out of his seat, and was like, "What the fuck!", and tried to put me in a head lock. I just continually punched him in the chin, stomach, and face, until he just gave out of energy. I told him if he said one stupid thing to anybody again, I would kick the shit out him again. At that point, my bus driver was pist, and told us if we were gonna fight to take it outside. I actually offered. I said ok.lol...and asked Josh If he wanted to take it outside, and he said no, and was swearing, and telling me how he was gonna get me back and kick my ass(he never did, this kid is all talk)...so we rambled at each other for about another 20 minutes, and then just stopped. Believe it or not though, the kid didn't do it as much, but he still did it...I never actually got in a fight with him again, but I spit on him, threw shit at him, and slapped him like a bitch several times. lol...
Note that we never got along, and fought all the way through 9-11th, before I moved to Florida.
There were some other fights too, but I'll mention those later.