lights camera FAGOT

[moog]

not much to say here. 11 year old kid named Jackson has been making movie reviews. apparently the kid has an emmy and has been on various shows like Early Show, Today and Larry king. Problem is, HE'S 11.

All you need to know is that he gave Inception a C and Scott Pilgrim a D+ by his gay standards.

http://lights-camera-jackson.com/movie-reviews.php <---- reviews, have fun loling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmFC10MKH9w

So yeah, discuss. Is this kid a faggot? (yes) are kid's opinions of movies valid (no)

he doesnt have the maturity to deal with most of the subject matter, so of course he'd give Tooth Fairy a B and Twilight a B.

 

[mawk]

um excuse me? it's a masterpiece because he is Eleven. young children give credibility to any medium. a plebe such as yourself just wouldn't understand.

 

[Jason]

... Is he even old enough to get into the cinemas and see some of those films?

 

[moog]

... Is he even old enough to get into the cinemas and see some of those films?

apparently they "snuck him in"

 

[moog]

"LCJ" began seeing films in the theater at age 5, starting with such classics as "Finding Nemo" and "The Lizzie McGuire Movie."

 

[moog]

"The Lizzie McGuire Movie."

 

[mawk]

let's put lizzie mcguire as moog's userbar instead

 

[Ellie]

classics

 

[Ellie]

shit this guy was like 2 during 9/11

 

[moog]

let's put lizzie mcguire as moog's userbar instead

ill murder you

 

[Jason]

let's put lizzie mcguire as moog's userbar instead

Do it.

 

[Venetia]

all children need to be beat everyday for no reason until they blossom and marry and begin working in factorys at the ripe age of 10

this kid needs better parents

 

[moxie]

It's cool that he's been making movies but - oh, he hasn't even making movies, just being a little douchebag. If he had some kinda dream of being a filmmaker I'd be all "aww" but you can just see smugness oozing out of that kid's every pore. Fuck that kid.

 

[Jason]

Fuck that kid.

To prison with you.

 

[bacon]

that kid is a little douchebag. I was looking at his stuff, and he is a little of base with a lot of things and some of his reports are pretty biased. I think he forgot that he is 11.

Alvin and the Chipmunks - C+
Avatar - C

It liked avatar, I didnt think it was academy award winning but it was enjoyable to watch. I definately thought it was better than Alvin and the Chipmunks. I cannot believe people can actually tolerate them.

 

[moog]

lol watch his The Other Guys review

its adorable how he tries to be sophisticated and fails horribly

 

[Venetia]

srs though its not good for kids to be coddled and for people to say that everything they shit out is amazing because it gives them a stupid-lofty ego and then they become adults and find out that, no, they are no longer cute enough to be an asshole and get away with it, and yes, drugs are both fun AND expensive and wait did that hooker give me HIV because I feel like I have HIV

 

[moog]

yes, drugs are both fun AND expensive and wait did that hooker give me HIV because I feel like I have HIV

nice tangent

 

[moxie]

The only reason he's getting attention now is because he's gimmicky. "An 11 year old reviewer! AWW!"

In a few years nobody's going to give a shit and he's going to crash, just like Venetia said. Probably not as badly as the actual famous hollywood kids like Macauley Culkin (fuck I can't remember how to spell his name) but it's still going to suck for him when he realizes he has no talent and the only reason he's getting any kind of recognition is because he's a kid.

 

[mawk]

or he's going to settle in as a more typical youtube pundit. maybe follow in HEEEY IT'S FREEED's footsteps and modulate the pitch of his voice or something.

your Youtube status is directly determined by how well you know Windows Movie Maker.