Gerald was in warp for hours, but everyone knows that time does not go by normal laws in warp. He lands just after the hero stands up, but he's nowhere near the crash site. Instead he is somewhere foreign. A place that is underground (or otherwise hidden) and is somehow related to the stone eye that the hero is standing on! That way, he did mess up the spell but he was not a total screw up! :D
Also, the fairy turns into a scary imp lady if she ever gets hurt (physically not emotionally). That's if she becomes a fairy again instead of a head accessory for a wimpy wizard weirdo.
And the hero (Kevin or Xavier?) likes Dance Dance Revolution. Just because. And this somehow helps his melee skillz.
Addendum: "Get it all glowy and hot" "sparkly and amazingly" This is just too much.... in a good way! :haha: