Jason's unexpected Christmas present

[bacon]

She probably wants you to pay child support

 

[Venetia]

If she's asking for a DNA test she wants your child support.

 

[Jason]

Hmm yeah you're right... and to be honest, I don't really want to be doing that.

 

[Glitchfinder]

Hmm yeah you're right... and to be honest, I don't really want to be doing that.

I wonder how many other guys she's having take a DNA test? I mean, from the way you described her, it sounds like she was sleeping around a fair bit at the time.

 

[bacon]

Hmm yeah you're right... and to be honest, I don't really want to be doing that.

should of used a condom~

 

[Jason]

Hmm yeah you're right... and to be honest, I don't really want to be doing that.

I wonder how many other guys she's having take a DNA test? I mean, from the way you described her, it sounds like she was sleeping around a fair bit at the time.

Yeah, but then again, so do I, I'm like the Barney Stinson of the real world... well, I was, haven't slept with anyone for months now.

 

[Venetia]

Hmm yeah you're right... and to be honest, I don't really want to be doing that.

I don't know UK law but as far as US law is concerned, if you deny the paternity test she can get one court-ordered (and maybe it's like that there).

You'll know that she's in it for your money if she goes that far, of course.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

It does sound like she might be aiming for child support, but then again, it might be easier to just get this whole situation over with.

 

[bacon]

yeah, i would just do the DNA test you are probably are going to be forced to do it eventually.
TBH considering she is pressing for you to get a DNA test probably means she is at least somewhat confident it is your baby so I would just be prepared.
In turn, if you are paying child support you might gain rights to the child which may or may not be what you want.

 

[Venetia]

potentially. he'd have to fight for the rights in court (just like she would have to petition the court for child support).

 

[Ellie]

How did I fucking miss this? Congrats dude. Well, I dunno if it's something to congratulate. But it's a thing. :cheers: or :sad: / delete as appropriate and good luck.

 

[Jason]

It's four days until I get to see if the child is mine or not, and I'm getting scared... like I've said, even though it might make me seem like a dick, I really hope not.

However, a little "good" news is that I have my shift covered, but still getting paid for it, after talking about my situation with my supervisor, he's a real cool guy and understood.

 

[Aepriz]

RIP

 

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well, dont want to say this is shitty news... but I mean, it's definitely a surprise. Would you be in a good position if you were made to pay child support? Might want to research that

 

[Jason]

Well, I get to see if he's mine or not tomorrow, like I've said, I really hope he isn't, and action, no I wouldn't be in a good position, lol.

I can't sleep. too nervous/scared about it!

 

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stay strong bro