<alexis> when i was drunk
<alexis> i reached over my friends dog
<alexis> and grabbed his balls
<Doctor> I haven't gotten drunk since... friday
<alexis> i was given so much shit for that
<alexis> for so long
<alexis> oh
<alexis> i stopped being cool a few years ago
<alexis>
<Doctor> How odd, you were drunk, they should have understood
<alexis> haha
<alexis> no
<Doctor> I once grabbed my (male) friend's butt while drunk, and I'm still cool
<missingno> i once sucked a dude's dick till he came all over my chin and neck and chest
<missingno> ..................while drunk
<missingno> heh >_>
<shadow> >
<Doctor> Now there's an image
<shadow> was it mine
<missingno> d
<missingno> shadow who are you giving slacked to
<alexis> i lol'd
<alexis> i have a feeling by this time next week i will have been drunk so many times it would have made up for my years lost
<Doctor> You know, Des, that doesn't sound as cool as you think it does...