IRC Quotes

[Jason]

Oh god me, Arbi and Wyatt have some good fuckin' times on IRC...

 

[Twirly]

Oh god me, Arbi and Wyatt have some good fuckin' times on IRC...

hehehe
You can always have a good time with arb and wyatt ;o

* Now talking in #money
* osprey.il.us.slacked.org sets mode: +nt
* wyatt (~tw@tless.in.seattle) has joined #money
<@Twirly> haha
<@Twirly> :3
<wyatt> !kick money
<@Twirly> I bet soph'd join too
<wyatt> :x
<@Twirly> ;o

 

[Ellie]

*!*@*.*

 

[Twirly]

<+ElFuzzo> My city is so hardcore.
<+Twirly> hardcore late
<+Twirly> like your friends
<+ElFuzzo> fu

 

[Ellie]

<wyatt> CAN YOU HEAR ME?
<wyatt> I AM VERY FAR AWAY
<wyatt> AND AM NOT SURE IF THIS IS WORKING
<wyatt> HELLO ??
<blink_> HELLO?
<blink_> I CAN HEAR YOU
<blink_> BUT ONLUY JUST
<blink_> HELLO?
<wyatt> I THINK YOU SAID
<wyatt> "BUT ON MY BUST"
<blink_> YES
<wyatt> TO WHICH I ASK WHAT YOU ARE GOING ON ABOUT
<blink_> THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
<wyatt> OH I SEE
<blink_> WHAT I AM SAYING IS
<blink_> BUTT ON MY BUST
<blink_> IYKWIM
<wyatt> :O
<bacon> ):
<blink_> I'VE NOTICED
<blink_> THAT IF YOU'RE ALREADY IN CAPS
<blink_> YOU CAN'T CTRL+B FOR BOLD
<blink_> D;
<wyatt> WOW
<wyatt> THAT IS RATHER THE INCONVENIENCE
<blink_> IT IS
<blink_> I MEAN IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO TURN IT OFF
<blink_> JUST TO CTRL+B
<blink_> THEN TURN IT ON AGAON
<wyatt> d:
<wyatt> I HAVE ALSO NOTICED
<Holk> :D
<blink_> I NEARLY DID THAT TOO LOL
<wyatt> SMILIES WITH SHIFT
<wyatt> FUNCTION WRONGLY
<wyatt> :d
<blink_> YES
<blink_> FOR INSTANCE
<blink_> ;D
<blink_> OH WAIT
<blink_> LOL

 

[Æ№∞₧]

19:46 teengamer: just take a pole and add a sharp circular tip
19:46 Gray: That isn't an abortion..
19:46 Gray: it's just...
19:46 Gray: rape.

Funny. Not. Anyways I'll have to keep my eyes on this forum from now on. Never know when something like this comes up. BTW, I was killing somebody via IRC chat. :P

 

[Mega Flare]

23:56 Velocir_Dead: Eh well people make mistakes
23:56 Velocir_Dead: Look at teengamer's mother

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Ellie]

 

[Twirly]

this looks better :P

 

[Velocir_X]

Hybrida looks at lawers
00:24 Hybrida: oh
00:24 Velocir_X: :blush:
00:24 Velocir_X: :cute:
00:24 Velocir_X:
00:25 bacon: do you mean lawyers
00:25 Hybrida: c mon man
00:25 Hybrida: you know thats what i mean
00:25 Velocir_X: :tongue:
00:25 bacon: no, I don't
00:25 bacon: It could be LAWL ers

00:28 Velocir_X: Hello I am a certified LAWL er please state your case

 

[Tindy]

00:36 Hybrida: she squirted?!!
00:36 Hybrida: omg
00:36 Velocir_Dead: srrry

 

[Velocir_X]

00:52 Hybrida: woof
00:52 Velocir_Dead: meow
00:52 Velocir_Dead: moo
00:52 Hybrida: quack
00:52 Velocir_Dead: And now for the human:
00:52 Velocir_Dead: fap

 

[Velocir_X]

The many Shadow Clones:

Spoiler

01:26 *** James is now known as shadouw
01:27 shadouw: Hai, I'm the British shadow d
01:27 shadouw: I'm more sophisticated and use a monical
01:27 shadouw: And spell honour as such
01:28 Velocir_Dead: Care for some bangers and mash or fish and chips?
01:28 Tindy: You should be the french shadow
01:28 Tindy: then you can be shadeux
01:28 *** Tindy is now known as Shadeux
01:28 Velocir_Dead: would you care to past the tea gov'ner
01:29 shadouw: I say, we seem to be in a sticky wicket my dear sir, as we are aull out of tea
01:29 Velocir_Dead: then please pass the biscuts good sir
01:29 shadouw: But do not frett, as a gentleman such as I has prepared for an unfortunate occassion such as this
01:29 shadouw takes out some coffee
01:29 Velocir_Dead: Blasphemy!
01:30 Hybrida O_O
01:30 Velocir_Dead: How dare you pull out such a horrid american invention
01:30 bacon: isnt it tea
01:30 bacon: I wanna be epanol shadow
01:30 Shadeux: I'm much more sophisticated and fashionable than regular shadow
01:30 Shadeux: and I get to use the -eux suffix
01:30 Velocir_Dead: Care for some crepes monsieur?
01:31 shadouw: Those filthy yankees never would have come up with coffee if it wasn't for our brilliant imperialism
01:31 Velocir_Dead: Well it doesn't mean we should fall to such a primtive deameanor as those Harvard bloke
01:31 *** bacon is now known as Sombra
01:31 Sombra:
01:31 Sombra: I feel so special now
01:31 Sombra: s
01:32 shadouw: And they were still under British ownership at the time coffee was considered to be a beverage. The Queen owns all rights to coffee
01:32 Velocir_Dead: Well it doesn't mean we should fall to such a primtive deameanor as those Harvard blokes
01:32 Shadeux: sorry
01:32 Shadeux: french shadow is mademoiselle, ananas tête
01:32 Shadeux: l'ananas tête
01:32 Sombra:
01:32 Sombra: 0:
01:32 Velocir_Dead: Bonjour madmoiselle
01:33 Velocir_Dead: Comment Ca Va?
01:33 Shadeux: bonsoir
01:33 Shadeux: Comme Ci, Comme Ça
01:33 Sombra:
01:33 Sombra: maybe I should speak espanol
01:33 Velocir_Dead: eh...
01:33 Sombra: Como estas, Shadouw
01:33 Sombra: Estas Tu
01:33 Sombra:
01:33 Velocir_Dead: No fine Britisth sir will fall to such lowly interactions
01:34 Shadeux: j'suis le grande muzzy
01:34 Velocir_Dead: A tut C'est ne vrai
01:34 Velocir_Dead: C'est impossible!
01:35 Shadeux: Ce qui est impossible?
01:35 Velocir_Dead: Muzzy est un monsieur
01:35 shadouw: Quick, we need a black and Native American Shadow
01:35 Velocir_Dead: Oh la la
01:35 Shadeux: ah
01:35 Shadeux: mais comment le savez-vous? :3
01:35 Sombra:
01:35 Velocir_Dead: I'm tired of reacting to everybody
01:36 Velocir_Dead: I will now be Polish shadow bwahahahah
01:36 Shadeux: I need to watch Amelie more
01:36 Shadeux: xD
01:36 *** Velocir_Dead is now known as cien
01:36 Sombra: Yo no que decir
01:36 *** cien is now known as Cien
You are now sending with translation to English
01:36 Sombra: yo estoy triste
01:36 Sombra: ):
01:36 Cien: Jak sie teraz czujecie (How you feel now)
01:36 Sombra: l:
01:36 CottonJ: ,,,,
01:36 Shadeux: Jak se máš?
01:37 CottonJ: I'm black?
01:37 *** CottonJ is now known as ShaDOH
01:37 Cien: Moja moc polskosci pokonuji wsystkich wselkich innich cieni (My strength Polishness pokonuji wsystkich wselkich innich shadows)
01:37 Shadeux: playdoh :3
01:37 Sombra: Yo me gusta Tindy frances
01:37 Sombra: lol
01:37 Sombra: ShaDOH
01:37 ShaDOH: ha
01:37 Shadeux: l'lawl
01:38 *** ShaDOH is now known as ShaDo
01:38 Cien: To glupota! ShaDoH! (This is stupidity! ShaDoH!)
01:38 ShaDo: I like that better.
01:38 ShaDo: you know what?
01:38 ShaDo: how about SHade
01:38 Sombra: no
01:38 ShaDo: yes.
01:38 ShaDo: your right.
01:38 ShaDo: that's lame.
01:38 Shadeux: J'aime parler français. J'ai presque pas en milieu scolaire :D
01:39 Cien: A do pani francuskiej - czuje sie calkowicie wspaniale (A French lady - feel perfectly wonderful)
01:39 Sombra: Tu es la Shadow Negro
01:39 Hybrida O_o
01:39 shadouw:
01:39 Sombra: who is shadouw
01:39 Shadeux: bonsoir Hybrida
01:39 UWE: Wh
01:39 Hybrida: hi
01:39 Hybrida: back
01:39 Sombra: Que es Shadouw
01:39 Cien: Jestem lepszy od ciebie panie amerykanie daj me twoje op! (I am better than you ladies give me your Americans op!)
01:39 Sombra: ):
01:40 shadouw: Hybrida, you're lame
01:40 Hybrida: i know
01:40 UWE: Hey, wtf
01:40 Hybrida: i eat ******
01:40 UWE: Don't talk to Hybrida like that D:
01:40 shadouw: Make me >:|
01:40 ShaDo: You're a Jerk
01:40 Sombra: Yo amo Hybrida
01:40 ShaDo: You're a Jerk
01:40 Sombra:
01:40 Hybrida: ???????????
01:40 Sombra: <3
01:40 Cien: O kurde ten tlumacz jest beznadzejny! (O kurde This translator is beznadzejny!)
01:40 UWE slaps shadouw
01:40 ShaDo: Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk
01:40 Hybrida: ♥
01:40 Sombra: Yo <3 Hybrida
01:40 Hybrida: hi
01:40 shadouw: Why, I never..
01:40 Sombra:
01:40 Hybrida: wtf are you guys doing
01:40 Hybrida: ?
01:41 Hybrida: really
01:41 UWE: Lol, just kidding Shadoux. Hybrida is lame ^^
01:41 Hybrida: kik
01:41 Hybrida: lol
01:41 shadouw: oh lol k
01:41 shadouw: <3
01:41 Hybrida: XD
01:41 Cien: Nie jestes lepszy od nich britijczyku (You are not better than them britijczyku)
01:41 UWE: <3
01:41 Shadeux: Ok that's enough XD
01:41 Sombra: no
01:41 Shadeux: I'm keeping the name though I like it :3
01:41 Sombra: ):
01:41 Cien: Dien dobry jestem prawdziwim polskim cieniem (Dien prawdziwim am a good polish shade)
01:41 Shadeux: a good polish shade?
01:42 Sombra:
01:42 UWE: So who is Shadouw?
01:42 Cien: Przepraszam za moja grammatike (Sorry for my Grammatik)
01:42 shadouw: o.o
01:42 Sombra: I dont know...
01:42 Sombra: I am Bacon
01:42 Hybrida: nien da mooken za dine?
01:42 Sombra: that is all I know
01:42 Cien: Kurva! (Bitch!)
01:42 Hybrida: XD
01:42 shadouw: d
01:42 Cien: to jest po niemicku (it's niemicku)
01:42 Shadeux: bacon how's the tilest
01:42 Shadeux: tileset
01:42 Hybrida: i love yall
01:42 Sombra: Que
01:43 Sombra: I thinl
01:43 Kain_Nobel: Que paso holmes
01:43 Cien: a przy okazy glupku Kurva tez znacy... uh... jak wy americanie to mowicie... FUCK (a fool in the specimens also Kurva znacy ... uh ... America to like you say ... FUCK)
01:43 Shadeux: A fool in the specimens...
01:43 shadouw: Americans. Bleh
01:43 Shadeux: Kurav Znacy sounds like a good band name
01:43 UWE: >:|
01:43 Shadeux: Kurva*
01:43 Cien: ten tlumacz jest gownizny (This translation is gownizny)
01:44 UWE liberates Shadouw
01:44 Shadeux: wth translator are you usinig? XD
01:44 Cien: gowniany przepraszam (shit sorry)
01:44 shadouw:
01:44 Cien: ten tlumacz jest gowniany (This translation is mainly)
01:44 Shadeux: so shadow
01:44 Cien: Panie Cieniu (Mr. shadow)
01:44 Shadeux: There's shadow and shadouw and ShaDo and shadeux and sombra and cien
01:44 Shadeux: and you're missing it
01:45 Cien: No co teraz? (What now?)
01:45 Sombra: Yo estoy Sombra
01:45 ShaDo: hm?
01:45 Sombra:
01:45 Sombra: no
01:45 Sombra: Yo es Sombra
01:45 ShaDo: I don't see Shadouw.
01:45 Sombra:
01:45 Shadeux: somehow this needs to make it into IRC Quotes
01:45 Sombra: I think
01:45 shadouw: I'm not voiced
01:45 Cien: No tak! (Come on!)

 

[Gray]

*** Your is now known as ass

 

[Numb]

19:46 teengamer: just take a pole and add a sharp circular tip
19:46 Gray: That isn't an abortion..
19:46 Gray: it's just...
19:46 Gray: rape.

Funny. Not. Anyways I'll have to keep my eyes on this forum from now on. Never know when something like this comes up. BTW, I was killing somebody via IRC chat. :P

What

Teengamer, it was hilarious. And your an idiot.

Your best friend,
Dr™

<Hybrida> *POP*
* DoctorTM used Teabag.
<Bacon> Dr, is allergic
* DoctorTM it was super effective.
* CanadaATW crushes a rebellion in siberia
* CanadaATW flies away
* DoctorTM has become confused.
* CanadaATW runs out of fuel
* Bacon uses Wake-Up Slap
* CanadaATW falls on top of kim jong il
* DoctorTM fainted.
* CanadaATW is a hero

Not that funny...just thought I'd bump this thread :]

 

[bacon]

Spoiler

17:51 bacon^_^: WHAT THE HELL PERI
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: WHAT THE HELL BACON^_^
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: I'M PLAYING D&D
17:52 bacon^_^: I DIDNT EVEN BEEP YOU
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: Yes you did.
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: I have Peri on beep.
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: xD
17:52 bacon^_^: NO I DIDNT
17:52 bacon^_^: i SWEAR
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: DID TOO
17:52 IQ_158: XD
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: SOOOO DIIIID
17:52 bacon^_^: NA AH
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: You can refer to me as She Who Must Not Be Named from now on.
17:52 bacon^_^: I PWOMISE I DIDNT BEEP YPU
17:52 +++ ChanServ has given voice to mawk
17:52 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: Hey, mawk. Ilu, bro!
17:53 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: Okay, I'm not paying attention again.
17:53 UWE: Pe-oh. Hm
17:53 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: BEEP ME AND DIEEEEEE
17:53 UWE: Do I really need her>
17:53 bacon^_^: I DIDNT BEEP HER
17:53 UWE: Hm...
17:53 bacon^_^: d:<
17:53 UWE: PARI
17:53 UWE: HAH
17:53 UWE: I didn't beep you
17:53 bacon^_^: RAWR
17:53 UWE: Yet still made contacgt
17:53 bacon^_^: I DINT BEEP HER
17:53 bacon^_^: D:<
17:53 IQ_158: =)
17:53 bacon^_^: THAT WASNT VERY NICE
17:54 bacon^_^: );
17:54 IQ_158: i love it here
17:54 IQ_158: screw those RRR guys
17:54 bacon^_^: I WANNA BEEP HER OUT OF SPITE NOW
17:54 IQ_158: O_O
17:54 bacon^_^: d:<
17:54 IQ_158: *Beep*
17:55 bacon^_^: );
17:55 IQ_158: =P
17:55 bacon^_^: );
17:55 bacon^_^: );
17:55 bacon^_^: Im so sad
17:55 bacon^_^: );
17:55 IQ_158: dont be
17:55 UWE: :<
17:55 UWE: I really wanna beep her now
17:56 IQ_158: hmmm
17:56 bacon^_^: PERI ISNT GOING TO BE A GOD ANYMORE THATS FOR SURE
17:56 IQ_158: dude
17:56 IQ_158: !!!!!!!!!
17:56 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: :||||||
17:56 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: DON'T MAKE ME IGNORE YOU
17:56 bacon^_^: YOU WERE ALREADY IGNORING ME
17:56 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: I could flagrantly abuse my power some more, but I might feel slightly guilty.
17:56 UWE: Y-yes ma'am
17:56 *** bacon^_^ is now known as bacon
17:56 Peri|dontbeepmeunlessyouneedme: I still love you, bacon. <3
17:56 bacon: <3

I <3 Peri

 

[bacon]

15:37 bacon: Sir Wyatt
15:37 bacon: Sir Wyatt
15:37 wyatt: hoole
15:37 bacon: your noble steed is here
15:38 wyatt: ;o
15:38 bacon: and here is your trusty swword
15:38 wyatt: ;o
15:38 bacon: and your famous shield
15:38 wyatt: o-|====>
15:38 wyatt: ( shield )
15:38 bacon: but about the armor sir wyatt
15:39 wyatt: o8-<
15:39 bacon: it seems the blacksmith made a mistake
15:39 bacon: it seems he thought you were a women
15:39 bacon: wouuld you still like it though
15:39 bacon: Sir Wyatt?
15:40 wyatt: yes
15:40 bacon: okay
15:40 bacon: here you are
15:40 bacon: now go
15:40 wyatt: now get down on all fours so I can ride you, mr. steed
15:40 bacon: shhhhh
15:40 bacon: thats the secret part

 

[Nachos]

03:32 nachos: shadow sucks
03:32 shadow screams
03:32 nachos: oh wait hes still an admin
03:32 shadow: no shit
03:32 nachos: irc cop¿
03:32 shadow charges his laser
03:33 shadow: laser battery low
03:33 shadow throws it at nachos
03:33 nachos dodges
03:33 MegaFlare gives shadow a new battery
03:33 shadow: you cant dodge it
03:33 shadow: i rolled a 20
03:33 shadow:
03:33 MegaFlare ties nachos to a chair
03:34 nachos hides in the corner
03:34 nachos: even if im tied up
03:34 nachos calls obi-wan kenobi
03:34 shadow curls into ball
03:34 nachos yells at obi-wan's answering machine
03:34 nachos kicks shadow
03:34 shadow: obi-wan doesn't have any minutes left on his cell phone
03:34 MegaFlare uses Mega Flare
03:35 MegaFlare: D:
03:36 nachos laughs at MegaFlare
03:40 nachos stares at the wall trying to cut the rope
03:42 shadow shivers in his shorts
03:43 nachos stares at shadow
03:43 shadow:
03:44 Kain_Nobel: bye everybody
03:47 nachos: SEE YA!!!!!!!

 

[silver wind]