IRC Quotes

[bluehazed]

Oh. :D first time i've witnessed it. Whenever I go on irc, people aren't too active.

 

[Ellie]

<Wyatt> ill call the mental institution
<CottonJ> that's unnessicary
<CottonJ> unneccissary?
<CottonJ> uneccisary?
<CottonJ> unesirary?
<Wyatt> unsirary?
<Wyatt> usirary?
<Wyatt> urinary
<Wyatt> urinal
<Yaxor> urine
<LongJohnDiss> urin
<LongJohnDiss> ur in
<LongJohnDiss> You're in!
<Wyatt> thats what she said
<CottonJ> You're in my
<Wyatt> you're in my bedroom
<CottonJ> You're in my bedroom looking
<Yaxor> You're in my bedroom touching yourself

 

[zenotic]

[03] <+mog> who are some of the more prominent members of the rmxp community i should be aware of
[03] <@Arbiter> in terms of power or in terms of arguements
[03] <+mog> in terms of who is quite active/infamous
[03] <@Arbiter> dunno really, i don't take much notice i usually just flame people

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

<Perihelion> Not much, thinking about going to bed. Yourself?
<sixty> can i come this time?
<sixty> and for the last time I DON'T MEAN THAT THAT WAY D:
<Perihelion> It's too small.
<sixty> :x
<sixty> XD
<sixty> :s

 

[mawk]

<Zarikashi> o_o
<Zarikashi> There was these two kids at school that had all the teachers reffer to them as Cloud and Squall
<Zarikashi> And wore Naruto head bands
<mawk> what
<mawk> jesus christ
<Ishbuu> I knew a girl who thought DBZ characters were real and she had powers and that every night, he soul would go 'HOME' to a house in Japan where she and her crew (apparently I was the reincarnation of Tamahome from Fushigi Yugi) fought the darkness taking over the world.
<mawk> :x
<mawk> JESUS
<mawk> FUCKING
<Ishbuu> yeah.
<mawk> CRIST
<mawk> JESUS H. GODBLASTING CHRIST
<Punk> D:
<mawk> FUCK
<mawk> JAPAN
<sonar> where the fuck do you people go to school
<sonar> jesus
<mawk> FUCKJAPAN
<Ishbuu> She called herself Keioki and her BF was Crono
<mawk> FUCKING NUKE JAPAN
<mawk> RIGHT NOW
<Zarikashi> Southern California here
<mawk> IT'S DONE NOTHING BUT TRANSFORM PEOPLE INTO IMMENSE FAGGOTS
<sonar> i had to deal with drunks and dudes tripping on fucking acid in algebra
<mawk> JESUS CHRIST
<mawk> JESUS CHRIST
<Ishbuu> And she had invisible cat ears and when it rained, she would hiss and say she hated it because water got stuck in them.

<Ishbuu> I asked her if she wanted to go to MegaCon with me (I needed a ride and she would've taken me) and she thought I was her new boyfriend and dumped Crono
<mawk> ...
<mawk> jesus
<Ishbuu> (MegaCon is an anime convention)
<mawk> jesus fucking christ
<mawk> ishbuu see
<mawk> the internet is far worse than real life
<mawk> this is what it does to people
<Ishbuu> I got her to believe my copy of Parasite Eve was haunted.
<Ishbuu> Yeah
<Ishbuu> Me and my friend Marilyn used to fuck with her ALL the time.
<Punk> o.o
<Ishbuu> And every day during lunch, Keioki would inform us of what we did at 'home' and how our battles went.

I hate people. I seriously hate people. if god came up to me and said "hey want me to destroy every human being on the planet" right now I'd probably give him the thumbs-up.

 

[moog]

I went to school with girls like that who actually believed they were Street Fighter characters, and one time when a teacher asked one for homework she screamed "Hadouken" and ran out of the classroom.

Ah, high school. Good times.

 

[Venetia]

ok believing you're streetfighter is still much cooler than believing your a gay anime character though.

i mean its all gay but one is > the other.

when i was 4 i believed sometimes that i was a my little pony
but when i was in highschool i knew what i was: a poor-as-hell, socially maladjusted, horny-yet-nerdy chick (it sucked too but it was better than a pretend anime character)

 

[mawk]

please call me moogle, kupo

 

[moog]

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<@turtle> :x
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<@turtle> :x
<Punk> wtf
<@turtle> way to go moog
<pablo_jones> haha
<pablo_jones> what
<pablo_jones> I WIN
<@turtle> you made everyone netsplit
<pablo_jones> HEH
<Punk> it was turtle's :x of death that did it!
<Punk> D:<
<@turtle> i thought i was on fucking  falcon
<@turtle> goddammit
<Punk> just kidding.
<pablo_jones> thats hilarious
<@turtle> well
<@turtle> now im in charge...
<@turtle> heh
<@turtle> heh
<pablo_jones>
<@turtle> gentlemen
<Punk> ohshits.
<pablo_jones> lol
<@turtle> heh
<@turtle> kekekekekeke
<pablo_jones> it was the rapture
<pablo_jones> we sruvied it
<@turtle> let's repopulate the world
<pablo_jones> 4chan killed irc
<Punk> hardon collider
<@turtle> ok guys this is serious
<@turtle> now i need you to
<@turtle> um
<@turtle> actually youre all useless
<@turtle> nvm

 

[Anonymous]

when was there a netsplit what

how do i not notice these things when i do nothing but sit in the channel all day

 

[Luminier]

<J03> u cant kick yourself from an IRC room, so dont try
* domowoj has kicked domowoj from #rmxp (i disagree)
<turtle> ;x
* domowoj (sm@ll.boats.of.fire.are.falling.from.the.sky) has joined #rmxp
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<turtle> ahahaha

it's ok, ok?

 

[Anonymous]

YOUR OK ASS HOLE

 

[jadecavy]

[19] <alexis> shadow where ar eyou
[19] <alexis> so is shadow
[19] <alexis> didnt you know
[19] <alexis> he fucks all the time
[19] <domowoj> shadow is still a beautiful virgin to me
[19] <alexis> shadow had a cute girlfrnd
[19] <alexis> she gave him head
[19] <domowoj> that doesnt count
[19] <domowoj> thats like gettin youre dog to lick youre balls or somethin....lol
[19] <domowoj> its gross x_x
[19] <ImInvisible> i bet u do that. I bet u put peanut butter on it
[19] <domowoj> i do
[19] <alexis> x_x
[19] <domowoj> it's magnificent
[20] <ImInvisible> cats work better
[20] <domowoj> cats are too finnicky there's a chance they'll just run away
[20] <domowoj> dogs don't care they'll lap that shit up like water
[20] <domowoj> dolphins are the best though
[20] <domowoj> hffffffffft
[20] <ImInvisible> :x

[20] <ImInvisible> what do I do with my life?
[20] <domowoj> end it

 

[Luminier]

<turtle> shadow watched porn w. the volume off
<turtle> while he uses his fleshlight
<shadow> i usually do yea

heh

 

[Twirly]

<domawaj> i can dull my pain by taking enjoyment from yours
<Twirly> :x
<@shadow> that's so mean

Teloch is a meanie.

 

[@#$%^&amp;]

<@shadow> why are you being so fucking lame lately
<@shadow> maybe you should go get some
<@shadow> might make you less cranky
<domawaj> d
<domawaj> what
<@shadow> yea i went there
<domawaj> did you just advise me to go get laid?
<@shadow> sure did

..said the faggot

 

[Kav]

<@shadow> why are you being so fucking lame lately
<@shadow> maybe you should go get some
<@shadow> might make you less cranky
<domawaj> d
<domawaj> what
<@shadow> yea i went there
<domawaj> did you just advise me to go get laid?
<@shadow> sure did

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Twirly]

<@shadow> why are you being so fucking lame lately
<@shadow> maybe you should go get some
<@shadow> might make you less cranky
<domawaj> d
<domawaj> what
<@shadow> yea i went there
<domawaj> did you just advise me to go get laid?
<@shadow> sure did

..said the faggot

Best one so far :P

 

[Croda]

where is the IRC thing ?

 

[Dargor]

It's the chat. see Chat Now at the top of the page.
But we can't use it, Ubisoft is blocking java scripts.