Insult Thread

[Toams]

a cube is three dimensional you dickwad
you better do something about that introverted attitude of yours
it might introvert your dick ;o

 

[Cryranos]

Yes i fail at this thread carry on without me bye. ;3

 

[moog]

f*ck u tomatoes learn to move a thread correctly

 

[Cryranos]

that doesnt even make any sense

 

[moog]

Yes i fail at this thread carry on without me bye. ;3

nah youre missing the point, this isnt really a forum game therefore it only lured troll replies (blink tomas holly and I)

that being said i think this has gone on long enough, nothing personal man!

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Ellie]

Your a fage don't lock frum gamms >:| you fage

 

[moog]

fruk u ppls I h8 this frum l8r

 

[Dr. Funk]

You are the biggest pussy of a darkie I have ever seen
(Too much?)

 

[Gray]

Who the fuck are you again?

 

[dadevvtsvre]

stop being such a wimp and insult him all out!!

 

[Venetia]

hey farmboy why don't you shut up and farm something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

 

[Ellie]

GENETICGIRL

 

[moog]

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
regret for what they had done.

 

[Ellie]

urgay

 

[Daxis]

You should know, you were in his bed last night.

 

[moog]

DON;T FUKC WITH ME F*GOT IM SERUS

 

[Ellie]

I'll fuck with you all I want, and have

 

[dadevvtsvre]

oh no
no dude
you sassed me up
we are in THE SHIT now
together
for the long haul
we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
you and me
welcome to nam
now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop
hes the guy whos gonna read our vows
im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
take a look down by your foot see that little bottle
stomp on that shit like its on fire
noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt
im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
bro look in my eyes
that twinkle
that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
shit be PURE AND TRUE
thats what you see
a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
this is how we do this
this shits more real than kraft mayo

 

[Daxis]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry.
I fart in your general direction.
Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person!
You're an empty headed animal food trough water!
I blow my nose at you!
You tiny brained sniffers of peoples' bottoms!

Can anyone guess where those came from?