I'll be back in a week

[Venetia]

Well, I thought this should be on a new topic, but what the hell: I'm quitting smoking.

Yeah! Woo! Cigarettes are gross and an instant deal-breaker for me! So, now, if I were single, and lived within reasonable proximity to you, and if I deemed you attractive enough, and you the same to me, and if our interpersonal chemistry seemed to mesh, then: I would bang.

Congrats!