I come bearing gifts.

[WandererOfMyst]

Not really. Just wanted to say hello, my name is Gabriel and I hope I enjoy my stay in here. I'm into game dev and I compose music.

The badgers in my pants say hi, too.

Cheers.

 

[Ellie]

If there's badgers in your pants I'd stay away from Gloucestershire.

But hi!

 

[Byron]

Mmmm gimme da badger!
Welcomes to HairyBeary Gays.
Amy is riiiight. Don't go near Gloucestershire. :I

 

[WandererOfMyst]

Well, see, we just kinda we were born fused to each other. Kinda trippy stuff. I went to Gloucestershire once, and they became very jealous of other Badgers, literally dragging me through the place seeking to kill the other badgers which were, in fact, trying to mate with my badgers inside my pants. It was awful.

Thank you for the warm welcome, guys.

 

[Jason]

You... don't have gifts?

 

[Jason]

Go fuck yourself... or better yet, bend over and I'll fuck you.

 

[WandererOfMyst]

$5 dorra pls

 

[Byron]

$5 dorra pls

5 dorra?
Bitch please. For that much #swag he better be paying in diamonds eh?