Ahhh, it's a new guy! Welcome to our not-so-loving community. I'm gonna give you the rundown of things that you WILL go through while here.
Warning - Use of RMXP.org may increase chances of
Sudden, Violent Death
Extreme Cases of Laughing
1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns
Extreme Anxiety
Anger and Vexation
Severe Noob Trauma
Sudden, Violent Death
Unbreakable Addictions to Forum Games
Temptations by seemingly innocent women
Amnesia of a previous night's events
If any of these occur, see your doctor immediately, for these may be severe side-effects of RMXP.org Membership. If Death occurs, also see your doctor. Please avoid running, sleeping, talking, thinking, or drinking while using RMXP.org. Seperate terms and applications may apply, see website for details.
Once, again, Welcome, and try not to get killed. xD