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Actually, he can. Just use BootCamp.
Xaixis: Right-click on an app in the dock, and choose HIDE. If you need to edit anything, install the Developer Tools on Disc 2, and Right-Click on the App in FINDER. "Show Package Contents". Locate the *.icns file in Resources and replace it. Edit the Info.plist to change the name.
ALSO, MacPorts and XQuartz installed on that rig- Run some real GTK apps.