Hello.

[King Medof]

Hello there, my name is King Medof.

Recently I seem to have noticed you have banned my children, the Princes of the Medof Kingdom for no apparent. reason. Because of this, I am here to ask you if you would please unabn them from the shackles of their confinement. They did not do anything wrong. If you unban them, I will grant you wished beyound your wildest dreams. I will also make you a chancellor in the court of my father.

However:

If you do not free my children I will be forced to destroy this puny web site and all of you worms. The Medof Clan will not tolerate such impudent fools. This can be a freindship. Or it can be WAR.

Dont make me do this. But I will cast down my men from the skies and and they will destroy you. Become friends with me and we can rule the world together.

You have 24 hours.

Good Day,

King Garglen F. Medof

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Jason]

Cool.

These things are funny... keep it up guys!

 

[moxie]

hey mister are you a genie?

 

[King Medof]

This is not a game you fools.

Let my Children free.

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Jason]

Can I jizz on your children?

 

[mawk]

the medof clan is nothing more than a band of robbers and killers!

your barony is founded upon the blood and tears of my people. we are but simple farm folk, tending the alpaca and the goat, but today, king, our tears run not in sadness but in rage!

we will hurl down our bowls of hearty beet soup and take up our pitchforks and spades!

as the kasplya river runs, so too shall the blood of you and all your bastard children flow down the hills! I swear upon my dear old poopah that we will see vengeance!

sincerely,

Granin Cool

 

[Ellie]

Hey dude!