Hello, Ladies

[Jek]

My hair is wavy, my groin is irresistible, my voice is soft like velvet, my bone are structured, and my muscles are average, and my mom is fat.

My muscles are average because a study was taken and the results were that ladies don't like men with too much muscle as much anymore because of the studies put out on wife abuse. Many girls go for non-muscled energetic guys because are less scared of getting beaten by those people.

And my mom is fat because she ate a lot.

Anyways, my online alias is Jek Hazit. RPG Making is one of my several online hobbies along with the following:
-Making Web Comics (none released)
-Film/Video Production (my future career hopefully)
-Playing Tetris
-Walking
-Masturbating (I'm fine with my actions, are you?)
-Looking at peoples asses (Truth be told, girls AND guys. Mainly girls)
-Making lists
-Web Design
-Eating

I have used almost all famous makers, and often switch between them. I've used Stencyl, RM2k3, RMXP, RMVX, Engine/Map 001, Game Maker, and Fighter Maker.

I am the owner of GameCraft, a small website for game making stuff.

I am the owner of a bird, but the bird hates me. I tried talking to it, like how Bill Murray talked to his fish in that one movie. The bird just hissed at my present.

I am a man, and would love to stay a man for the rest of my life.

I like to force others to TASTE THE RAINBOW

Also, I am the man your man could look like.

-Jek Hazit

 

[bacon]

hello good sir welcome to this magical part of the internet here is where all the magic of the world happens

 

[Jek]

I have been on the internet once before. I live in the walls of the internet, eating small rations of LOLZ to stay alive. People say war is hell, but they are wrong. When the internet takes physical form, we are all screwed.

 

[Daxis]

hola como estas no puedo hablar en espanol
sup.

 

[moog]

huh

 

[KuidonNZ]

I like you already.
Congrats and welcome good sir.

 

[K.matt]

well everyone say's hi and such so ill say Beep!

 

[Twirly]

huh

 

[Ellie]

Hello
My groin is irresistable too, it's like we
Belong together

 

[Misery]

Hullos and velcome
i also have something about me witch is irresistible, my hands

 

[mawk]

you used Fighter Maker? christ, man, I'm so sorry.

yeah, welcome! walking is amazing, I agree. probably the best pastime.

 

[Misery]

yeah, welcome! walking is amazing, I agree. probably the best pastime.

NO! running is

 

[Venetia]

heh, cute intro

i'm only into guys that DO beat me, though. sorry

 

[Misery]

heh, cute intro

i'm only into guys that DO beat me, though. sorry

:heart:

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[JoshieBoy]

Did you just call me a lady? Sorry to disappoint, but I don't give myself to just anybody dirty boy.

Welcome to the forums.

 

[Jek]

I would like to thank you all for your very welcoming topic. I have a feeling that my irresistible groin and I will enjoy our stay in this online neighborhood.

 

[Jason]

Let me ask you a question...

Left hand or right?

This is the deciding factor to whether or not we can be buds...

 

[dadevvtsvre]

welcome to the forums my fellow brethren

making lists is a fine hobby to take up. what kind of lists are you interested in mostly? i prefer simple alphabetical classification myself, but most people i know seem to go for subgenres and compare & contrasts. would be cool to meet another alphy like myself.

 

[Jek]

Let me ask you a question...

Left hand or right?

This is the deciding factor to whether or not we can be buds...

Depends on what day it is. I alternate, to keep my arms the same size.

welcome to the forums my fellow brethren

making lists is a fine hobby to take up. what kind of lists are you interested in mostly? i prefer simple alphabetical classification myself, but most people i know seem to go for subgenres and compare & contrasts. would be cool to meet another alphy like myself.

Actually, I really enjoy making lists of my hobbies.
I often make lists of names of people who fit in certain categories, what groceries to buy, what people too kill, what animals to save in case of an apocalyptic event, what colors to stuff down a mans throat, what lists I should make in my future, what songs show up when I put my music on shuffle, to-do lists, what weddings to crash, what women you should watch out for, what cigarette to smoke, ways to save the seals from clubbing, and joke ideas.