Happy July 4th Day

[united washcloth express]

You would let the kingdom suffer under taxation without representation? D:<

Go ahead, leave your tea on the table. I will be knocking it over.

 

[Ellie]

You wouldn't. You fucking wouldn't.

 

[Ellie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzgeRSM2BcA

 

[Venetia]

tea is gross

coffee's gross too but smells better i guess and is good in ice cream

oh but green tea ice cream is also really good

oh god i'm torn

 

[Venetia]

if i was canadian i would feel indignant about still having to recognize the queen as my queen

you should all rebel and have a revolution where you go all guerrilla in the forest and take out anyone who's wearing red

(unfortunately most of them will be fellow canadians but you're making a point dammit)

 

[Venetia]

does canada receive like a lot of financial stipends from the UK or something?

like america has puerto rico as a territory and they're sort of indignant about it, but we give them shittons of money and roads and military protection and standardized education so they can't complain TOO much

but then puerto rico is considerably less affluent than canada and your country is already quite developed and probably doesn't need the money very badly so all i can do is puzzle at the benefits you receive that would placate you into gently accepting even partial british rule for all these years

 

[Venetia]

you got all mad when america invaded and tried to annex you, and fought back & forced us out, but then you know, if you were going to be cool with someone annexing you anyway, it probs would have been one hell of a lot simpler to be annexed by the country that neighbors you than one from across the pond

india became totally independant from the UK, and they had like WAY less resources to do so (but i guess, more people). why not canada???

and from what i read, the queen technically has more power in canada than she does in britain? that doesn't feel like it makes any sense

 

[Spoo]

I got burned thumbs. Same as every year.

Also may or may not have constructed a large bomb of questionable legality and detonated it in my back yard. It may or may not have left a crater.

 

[Spoo]

Try doing that anywhere other than rural Amer'ka, you city slickers.

 

[Ellie]

My back yard is the largest in my street and is probably only ~2x the footprint of my house...

 

[Mega Flare]

you got all mad when america invaded and tried to annex you, and fought back & forced us out, but then you know, if you were going to be cool with someone annexing you anyway, it probs would have been one hell of a lot simpler to be annexed by the country that neighbors you than one from across the pond

india became totally independant from the UK, and they had like WAY less resources to do so (but i guess, more people). why not canada???

and from what i read, the queen technically has more power in canada than she does in britain? that doesn't feel like it makes any sense

lol the war of 1812 where american lost to us

 

[united washcloth express]

*British empire.

 

[Venetia]

you got all mad when america invaded and tried to annex you, and fought back & forced us out, but then you know, if you were going to be cool with someone annexing you anyway, it probs would have been one hell of a lot simpler to be annexed by the country that neighbors you than one from across the pond

india became totally independant from the UK, and they had like WAY less resources to do so (but i guess, more people). why not canada???

and from what i read, the queen technically has more power in canada than she does in britain? that doesn't feel like it makes any sense

lol the war of 1812 where american lost to us

it wasn't even really a battle ... more like a few heated skirmishes because of a half-baked idea of trying to annex a little more land up north when no one was looking
and it ended on a truce that we'd play nice if the brits & french agreed to also play nice

i mean, america HAS lost before -- hell, i'd consider vietnam a loss, and probably the war on terror, too, in a lot of ways -- but 1812 was a stupid set of battles that ended in a draw, bro

 

[dadevvtsvre]

you got all mad when america invaded and tried to annex you, and fought back & forced us out, but then you know, if you were going to be cool with someone annexing you anyway, it probs would have been one hell of a lot simpler to be annexed by the country that neighbors you than one from across the pond

india became totally independant from the UK, and they had like WAY less resources to do so (but i guess, more people). why not canada???

and from what i read, the queen technically has more power in canada than she does in britain? that doesn't feel like it makes any sense

lol the war of 1812 where american lost to us

it wasn't even really a battle ... more like a few heated skirmishes because of a half-baked idea of trying to annex a little more land up north when no one was looking
and it ended on a truce that we'd play nice if the brits & french agreed to also play nice

i mean, america HAS lost before -- hell, i'd consider vietnam a loss, and probably the war on terror, too, in a lot of ways -- but 1812 was a stupid set of battles that ended in a draw, bro

sounds like a sore loser to me :smug:

 

[bacon]

you got all mad when america invaded and tried to annex you, and fought back & forced us out, but then you know, if you were going to be cool with someone annexing you anyway, it probs would have been one hell of a lot simpler to be annexed by the country that neighbors you than one from across the pond

india became totally independant from the UK, and they had like WAY less resources to do so (but i guess, more people). why not canada???

and from what i read, the queen technically has more power in canada than she does in britain? that doesn't feel like it makes any sense

lol the war of 1812 where american lost to us

it wasn't even really a battle ... more like a few heated skirmishes because of a half-baked idea of trying to annex a little more land up north when no one was looking
and it ended on a truce that we'd play nice if the brits & french agreed to also play nice

i mean, america HAS lost before -- hell, i'd consider vietnam a loss, and probably the war on terror, too, in a lot of ways -- but 1812 was a stupid set of battles that ended in a draw, bro

sounds like a sore loser to me :smug:

your butt is sorer than 'mericas

 

[Venetia]

due to all the dicks that are currently in it/around it