ok, so, my girlfriend watched the first one, and I watched it with her with the intention of getting a piece during/after the movie (never happened, so it was wasted effort). let me tell you what happens in the first one:
nothing.
abso-fucking-lutely nothing. they just stand around and walk around in the forest for the whole fucking movie, just talking about jack shit. nothing. fucking. happens. whoever thought this would make a good movie is a fucking idiot. NOTHING HAPPENS. OMFG. OH, AND THEY ALSO GO TO SCHOOL ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god. the movie has me so fucking pissed. on two fronts, mind you.