No, it is I. The one you most loathe and fear. The one, the only, the malevolent and sinister master of all things that never stop rambling, tthhhheeeeooooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy [read that word like a spanish soccer announcer says "GOOOAAAAAALLLLLL"] (yes im still talking. blah blah, blah blah blah, blah, ah? blah.)
you?
you?