gimme all you recordings

[Anonymous]

anyone who's got a mic and a spare moment, i want you to record anything you can. birds chirping, pots banging together, a couple random notes on guitar, pianos getting demolished with axes, italians driving by outside your window shouting slurs at albanians, bad george bush impersonations, anything's game. i can't really OFFER ANYTHING other than the satisfaction of knowing that your whacky sounds may be used (with full attribution in album details :3) in really weird music that i can almost guarantee no one here listens to.

upload as wav or mp3 (no oggs dont like oggs) to http://bb.xieke.com/ dont use box.net or megaupload or gay hosts like that :3

 

[Despain]

me eating a bagel

 

[Anonymous]

Me trying to pronounce people's names

 

[Venetia]

omg Wumpi your voice is adorable o_o <3

 

[Anonymous]

isn't it :3

this stuff is awesome keep em comin

 

[holloway]

Where is Wump from. I'm trying to place my finger on your accent...

 

[$t3v0]

Her & Aiumi are from Yorkshire

 

[Anonymous]

i thought wump was a chester

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not really sure what accent I have myself, people on both sides of the pennines say I sound odd. Weird mix of yorkshire and manchester, probably.

 

[Despain]

Where is Wump from. I'm trying to place my finger on your accent...

england

 

[bashful crobat]

Me just talking
Me coughing, chuffin'ell

Enjoy <3

Also wumpi yes you do sound odd.

 

[Anonymous]

you are all so very beautiful

 

[holloway]

Her & Aiumi are from Yorkshire

No fucking way. I thought it sounded familiar.  Still throws me off when people from around here don't talk like someone  has just lobotomised them.

 

[nohmaan]

A fake movie trailer my sketch partners and I recorded awhile back.
http://bb.xieke.com/files/footloose2.mp3

 

[holloway]

One from me: http://bb.xieke.com/files/sounds.wav

 

[sharksweetheart]

I uploaded mine to box before, I'm so sorry:
http://bb.xieke.com/files/maybe2.wav

 

[Despain]

One from me: http://bb.xieke.com/files/sounds.wav

masturbating?

 

[holloway]

Nah. Well, not me. Found it online. Thought I'd clear that up after getting a laughable PM.

 

[bashful crobat]

Me, scratching my arse.

 

[mawk]

Robotman and philosophy.
Robotman and shoes.
Robotman and ghosts.
Robotman and butt's.
Robotman and money, money, money, mo-ney.
Me and butt's.

And some sped-up MOTHER music, guaranteed to make Sixty's head explode:
Bat's are fast.
Bat's are CRAZY
Porkybots are fast.
Porkybots are CRAZY
Bothersome Guys
CRAZY Guys
Mr. Great's Theme
Mr. CRAZY's Theme
MR. P-P-PREPOSTEROUS!
A Pig-Like Person
A CRAZY Person
A P-P-PREPOSTEROUS Person

This last stuff is just too damn cute to exclude.
Tonzura Brothers! Fast!
Tonzura Brothers! CRAZY!
Tonzu -- PREPOSTEROOOOUS!

And as a special bonus,
Robotman and Tonzura!