Here it is
Hello, my name is Jek. You may know from such forum posts as "Hello Ladies" and "Oprah Was A Superstar and Now She Smoke All 11 KFC Spices". Now I bring you a completely self-centered topic. This is about my RPG Making website named GameCraft.
GameCraft is currently host to over 650 resources, a large links section, and a Random Monster Generator. It was my blood, sweat, tears, limbs, flies, clothing, and smarts that went into this website. Its HTML forges with the ancient keys of the temple of RPG Making, and its design created by the gods of Game Creation.
Not visiting this website is considered a sin in 2 religions. Both religions formed by me.
Heres a list of the magnificent features.
-A Random Monster Generator, which generates a random monster. These monsters are monsters I have trapped with my thighs alone. There are 32 more legendary monsters to capture, before my collection is complete.
-A resource section with host to over 650 resources, making it the very large, unlike your mother. Your mother is very slim. Your welcome.
-I have gathered the sages of the Game Creation heaven to find the greatest RPG Maker websites. I have stashed these websites in my Links section. They agreed to show me this websites, one at a time, if I sacrifice one horse every month and pay the weekly fee of $2.99 CAD.
-The Forums are just a small section for others to admire me and the practice of game making.
-The Chat Box serves to help everyone contact with me, to ask questions, and to answer questions. That is the official thought of the day. Think about it.
-Every man needs utilities, and luckily, I have them next to my Resource Packs and Game Engines in my Download Section. :fap:
-Every time an ad visits the website, I dropkick it into eternity where it will shed each pixel from is canvas and burn the pile of pixels.
-Even more features contained within. So, reach into the pants of GameCraft and enter a new website that you have only seen in your dreams.