Fantastic Spider?

[moog]

yeah so i just read about this a couple of minutes ago cause some marvel fan boys were geeking out in class

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/10/s ... index.html

pretty much since the human torch died, spidey is the new member of the fantastic four? i dont really know too much about this but im a huge SM fan and this is borderline retarded. i know he is an avenger (at least i think) but i lol'd at him joining the FF. Last time i checked I thought spidey was a nuisance to the Thing?

anyways, nerd out and discuss if you want. what do you guys think of this? sounds like they are trying to bring spidey down a level

 

[moog]

im sorry its not the fantastic four anymore its the FUTURE FOUNDATION

seriously marvel can you not get any gayer WTF IS THIS FAGGOT SHIT

 

[Venetia]

well sm joined the avengers like only 15-20 years ago i think, in like the 4th or 5th series?? they've rehashed the roster like a million times. hell, i think all of the fantastic 4 were in it at some point too.

i hadnt seen the new costumes, they look gay as fuck :x

"oh yeah lets dress in bright ass white so we're both easy to see AND our shit gets dirty just walkin around"

and what is that logo supposed to symbolize :x it looks like someone went on logos.com and just picked the first one he saw :X

ive never been a big sm fan but since hes one of the most popular characters in their universe, it seems that marvel just kind of likes to sling (oh hoh, pun) him around to anything just to drum up interest.

honestly it doesnt make any sense b/c reed richards can do p much all the same shit except with his arms instead :x
sm is probably the weakest compared to him, the thing, and invis woman.



anyway it's all moot b/c it's a comic series and no one ever dies forever. someone'll magic johnny back in some silly way.


coming soon: fantastic 4 reboot #45834820: now they're called the "fast & the furious" they wear bright orange and battle through space in souped up cars!!!! also wolverine and the hulk join them for some reason!!! it'll be a TOUR DE FORCE

 

[Venetia]

better 4th member: howard the duck

 

[moog]

hahahaha oh shit i lold

 

[united washcloth express]

He tried that earlier and failed. FFS, he almost became a villain after he failed.

Blegh, I don't like SpiderMan and the Fantastic Four are dicks anyways.

COMICS ARE DEAD