Dane Cook's a douche...

[mawk]

I think the reason people like him so much is just because he swears a lot.lol. He thinks he's all bad-ass because he swears every other line, and people are like,"WWWooooowww!!! He's my HERO!!"...

Him and Carlos Mencia both suck big harry dong. They're both just stuck up money whores. It's extremely annoying, because there on T.V all the time. I swear, tommorow, I'll turn on the television, and Dane Cook will just be doing an advertisment for how to prevent passing genital herpies to others, or some stupid shit like that.

I don't know if there's such a thing as pop comedians, but if there was, they'de be in that category.

*takes what everyone else is saying it and runs with it to be popular*

 

[Makasu]

That guy with the dolls is even better than both of them and he has to rely on props to help keep him up.

And yeah I never heard of Dane Cook till my friend had some of his shit on her ipod.

dane cook is kindof cute but he's a fag so he wouldn't sling it my direction anyway

Eww. He wouldn't sling it your way because he'd rather sling it in his own mouth because he probably sucks his own dick and needs no lady parts.

Jack Black I wouldn't classify as a comedian. He's a funny guy but doing stand up and things don't really suit him.

Ixis does make an interesting point but if Cook didn't suck ass then everyone wouldn't hate him. I think only one person has actually tried to defend that sad excuse of funny and have been met with the swift hand of "Dane Cook can suck a dick." He probably sucks at that as well. :/

 

[FlippyD]

Dane Cook would suck dick because it would make him more popular.
Like the lead singer of Cobra Starship did... Of course no one knows who Cobra Starship are, so it doesn't really help.

 

[Makasu]

So he does whats popular? Another lame tactic. But hell like I said he'd still probably suck ass at it because he fails at everything.

And I know who that is! Its the final boss in the orignal Contra right?
XD j/k.

 

[Stupid Penguin]

He's an annoying prick.
I never heard of him until my friend got one of his comedy albums a few years ago and it made me want to rip my ears off. Some of his stuff is funny. BUT I never get to laugh because his loudness ruins it. He's like an annoying little kid who screams all the time for attention.

 

[ragnaroa]

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Something for you guys to chew on. Cheers.