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Best/Worst of Customer Service

I work in retail, so I have some stories from both ends.

1. Customers always seem to think that they're the exception to the rule. For example, even though they have been shown the return policy printed on all reciepts, they still insist they have the right to return a broken 1 one-and-a-half year old laptop for cash, even though they paid with credit and had lost their reciept. (And where I work, the return policy is something to the effect of 30 days for non-electronics, 14 days for electronics, no returns on opened software, computers, cameras, or other expensive electronics, and you have to have a reciept)

2. I've had plenty of customers who, when they didn't get exactly what they wanted, tell me to get a manager so they can yell at them and try to force them to give them what they wanted. I've even see one threaten to go to the regional supervisor because the manager wouldn't let them use several coupons that all said "not valid with any other offers" and were all expired. Lickily, the regional supervisor works out of that store most of the week, and he came up and told the customer the same thing. Honestly, if you aren't getting what you want, try to be calm, even tempered, kind, and respectful. You're much more likely to get what you want.

3. I've had only one customer who refused to show me her ID, which was needed to process a check. Her reason was something to the effect of not trusting a multinational business corporation to keep her information safe, even through it gets deleted after verification. Oh, and then she refused to finish the purchase and walked out.

4. I recived a story from a customer about a Circuit City. They had purchased a phone there, and, when they got home, they found that the phone inside was not the one that was supposed to be in the package, but was instead an old broken one another customer had returned instead of the phone they bought. When they went back to the Circuit City, the manager called the police and tried to have them arrested. Luckily, the police officer said thagt unless the mangaer was pressing charges, there was nothing he would do. The manager then proceeded to tell the customer that they were no longer welcome in that store, and to leave. (Which, although perfectly legal, is also spiteful. A store has the right to refuse to do business with anyone, for any reason, and to tell them to leave)

5. I recieved another story about Circuit City, where a customer found that the store they were at was out of stock of the item they were after, and the store manager told the customer to call another store to see if they were in stock (Instead of doingf it himself, like he should have), and the customer was put on hold. They were still on hold by the time they had driven to the Circuit City thet had called, found and purchased the item, and started looking for the phone they were on hold on.

6. Since the store I work at is right next to a Circuit City, they have a tendency of sending customers over to get proof of a sale for a price match, instead of checking on the internet or calling our store. Usually, if the sale really exists, and we have the item in stock, they end up buying it at our store instead.

7. Finally, there are the customers who take up way too much of an employee's time doing absoltely nothing. Since the store I work at has a copy center, there is one customer that comes in at least once a week with copyrighted materials (Which our policy says we cannot copy), and takes up 30 or more minutes of one of our associate's time, every single time, even after we show him (every time) how to use the self service machines.

And, in case the hints of all the products we have aren't enough to tell you where I was working, here it is: OfficeMax.
 
Glitchfinder":xelmc3to said:
7. Finally, there are the customers who take up way too much of an employee's time doing absoltely nothing. Since the store I work at has a copy center, there is one customer that comes in at least once a week with copyrighted materials (Which our policy says we cannot copy), and takes up 30 or more minutes of one of our associate's time, every single time, even after we show him (every time) how to use the self service machines.

And, in case the hints of all the products we have aren't enough to tell you where I was working, here it is: OfficeMax.

Yeah I worked at Staples' copycenter. Jesus christ.

Oh here's another story.

I accept some 3"x3" photos (about 15-20 of them) from a large black lady to blow up 133% and put on cardstock. Simple enough. I quote her an hour and she grabs lunch. So I'm placing them on the face of the copier glass and am looking at them as I go to make sure they came out OK.

They all seemed to be of the lady, like self-photos with a timed camera. Allright, whatever, happens all the time. Then as the pics progress I realize she's losing articles of clothing. At picture 10, she's in extremely skimpy lingerie. This is a ... probably 400 lb woman in her late 30's or early 40's.

By pic 15 or so, there's a dude in his skivvies in the picture. Heavyset (but not fat) black guy. The last pic, he's ramming her. I fucking was copying self-porn.

I was so embarrassed, I didn't know what to say. I just left her pictures there for her to pick up with the receipt and took a lunch break :(((((

I'm just hoping she'd figured that we didn't manually handle photos or something, because otherwise she INTENDED for me to see her getting plowed by some guy :(((((

And I was just sitting in the break room, going, "why is it always the fat old ugly ones :/"
 
If I were you Ven, I would've taken half of those pictures and put them up on the picture thread claiming they're of myself. :D

Of course that's cause I'm a bastard, but still.
 

candle

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God, you guys all have such awesome stories, and the worst that ever happened to me was a spider in the cheese platter at a live performance of Fiddler on the Roof when I was a little kid.  We got free dessert, too.
 
My sister's ex uninstalled Windows on 30 display PC's in a dixons store once. It sounds fun and games, but when you think your average dixons employee doesn't even now where the windows on a pc are, major problems.
 
The worst customer service i've seen is from the airhead girl that EB games hired to replace me.

She was at the latest WoW expansion launch, and asked a customer "So, what do you DO in WoW?"

She literally has no idea about games, apparently they only hired her beacuse they thought they could get in her pants.

Peace
 
Most EBs and Gamestops hire at least one pretty girl, and friends of mine who've worked for them have confirmed it. It's not something they tell the employees or managers, but regional managers are asked to make sure their stores have at least one, and tell the managers to give them hours during after-work rushes and during releases.

The last time I went to a Gamestop with a female clerk she happily told me about how she really enjoyed Crisis Core but never played FFVII while smiling with her KH necklace on. I haven't acted upon my rage because my ex-says that's what makes me a pretentious snob.

It's like people who think the Next Generation is cool. I haven't seen a single episode of Star Wars but I know the original is better. Even though Patrick Stewart's acting runs laps around  William Shatner, Cpt. Kirk gives me girl boners.

Anyway, here's a good customer service horror story if you haven't heard it yet:
After her son wasn't able to cancel his Final Fantasy XI account online or through SE's terrible customer service, Cinda Edwards contacted her alderman who talked other politicians into passing a law in Illinois banning all online games with as stupid shitty cancellation services as FFXI.

Moral of the story: Don't have douchebag customer service or you can have your game banned in our state. Illinois says "suck a dick Square."

Source
 
ixis":34wzlyy6 said:
Most EBs and Gamestops hire at least one pretty girl, and friends of mine who've worked for them have confirmed it. It's not something they tell the employees or managers, but regional managers are asked to make sure their stores have at least one, and tell the managers to give them hours during after-work rushes and during releases.

The last time I went to a Gamestop with a female clerk she happily told me about how she really enjoyed Crisis Core but never played FFVII while smiling with her KH necklace on. I haven't acted upon my rage because my ex-says that's what makes me a pretentious snob.

It's like people who think the Next Generation is cool. I haven't seen a single episode of Star Wars but I know the original is better. Even though Patrick Stewart's acting runs laps around  William Shatner, Cpt. Kirk gives me girl boners.

Anyway, here's a good customer service horror story if you haven't heard it yet:
After her son wasn't able to cancel his Final Fantasy XI account online or through SE's terrible customer service, Cinda Edwards contacted her alderman who talked other politicians into passing a law in Illinois banning all online games with as stupid shitty cancellation services as FFXI.

Moral of the story: Don't have douchebag customer service or you can have your game banned in our state. Illinois says "suck a dick Square."

Source

You mean Star Trek, right? Please tell me you only made a mistake, and don't really think that Shatner or Stewart were in Star Wars. (In fact, I know they weren't) I ask this not because I am a hardcore fan of either (I'm not), but because the friend I have sitting next to me is about to break my laptop in anger over a misrepresentation of his favorite movie series.
 
Yeah, I always get the two names confused. They're practically the same. Besides, I said Next Generation, it was a simple typo.
 
God damn, the names are practically the same, I know the FUCKING DIFFERENCE between goddamn lightsabers, jawas, the force, bantha herders and  ray guns, the enterprise, tribbles and Klingons! I know the difference between lightspeed and the warp drive, I'm not a retard, but it's not too hard to see there's not a whole lot of a fucking difference between the title Star Wars and Star Trek ok?
 

candle

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The only difference between a hyper drive and a warp drive is that a hyper drive can only go to the speed of light (actually much faster when you think about it, but that was how it was explained to me when I was younger), while a warp drive can go unto 10 times that depending on the series.
 
Darkfire":tmvxfyqx said:
The only difference between a hyper drive and a warp drive is that a hyper drive can only go to the speed of light (actually much faster when you think about it, but that was how it was explained to me when I was younger), while a warp drive can go unto 10 times that depending on the series.

Either can go faster than the speed of light, but it's the way the drives compensate for the warp of space time that counts, otherwise you might end up someplace before you had the idea to turn on the engines.

In on-topic news, I got nothing. Let's get back to customer service.

I know this high school chick at the Subway gave me preferential treatment because I'm hot, but I doubt that really counts as a story. But it is important for everyone to know that Subway bitches think I'm hot. You want some 5 for $5? Bring me along and I'll hook you up.
 
Another story from Staples

When I was working the register one day, I had a particularly long line, and the other cashier didn't have a whole lot. But then this guy (fat, kinda balding ... not really ugly but DEFINITELY not attractive) I'd see in the store a lot gets in the back of my line. And the other cashier goes, "sir, I can take you over here!"

but the guy just looked at her and frowned. Eventually someone from my line went there. Again the guy was offered, but he stayed put. Then he got to me, and all he had was a single cheap pen.

Then he leaned in and told me, "you know, the only reason I even come here instead of Wal-mart is because of your sparkling blue eyes, doll."

I not only went 100% red in the face, but I smiled, because I wanted really badly to LOL right at him. Then I guess he took that as me being flattered, because he was all, "when're you goin on break, baby?"

I told him I'd already gone and he asked when I got off. And I said really late, and he said, "well, what about tomorrow?" and then I told him I had a boyfriend and he said, "what he doesn't know, won't hurt him!" and I just stared at him because he couldn't take "no" for an answer and I didn't want to be rude at my job, so I told him I'd take a break at 2 the next day.

Little did he know, I didn't work the next day so technically I stood him up. I felt kind of bad but that guy was creepy :(

Anyway a couple of shifts after that, he wandered in and saw me, and he actually confronted me over standing him up and I had to tell him, while working, in front of another customer, that I was NOT interested and I only said that so he'd leave me alone. He left in a pout.


What's creepy is that he'd still come to the store for the next few months sometimes, and then just like, avoid my section. It was SO weird.

Wow that turned out longer than I'd intended
 

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Best customer service I ever recieved was at a starbucks. I had ordered a venti Iced coffee and was just sipping it at a nearby table when hear a customer ask the barista for a bit of help.

Guy: Excuse me, miss? we have a bit of a problem.
Barista: Oh, how can I help you?
Guy: Well, one of your customers on the outdoor patio is... well... Hes being a disturbance.
Barista: Why? what is he doing?
Guy: Well, hes shitfaced drunk and has a gun.

At this point I looked outside and I saw a large black man screaming at the general public while waving an airsoft gun at whoever stared at him long enough. The poor Barista walked outside and asked the drunk man to leave. That conversation went something like this:

Barista: Um, sir? I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Customers are complaining-
Drunk man: DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COME FROM? I COME FROM MISSISSIPI. WE HAVE THE GODDAMNED MAFIA DOWN THERE. DO YOU KNOW WHY THE MAFIA IS THERE? BECAUSE I LET THEM STAY THERE.
Barista: Sir if you don't leave soon I'm going to have to call the police.
Drunk Man (points gun at her) FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE NI**ERS DON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT EAT AND SHIT MY TAXES! YOU CALL THE POLICE I'LL- (at this point hes screaming at the top of his lungs and no one can make out just what hes saying).

The girl runs inside and calls 911 to get the police, where shortly after he begins shooting people randomly. A few people get hurt by his airsoft and by now most of the people are inside and have locked the man out. The poor girl was so scared and pale after the incident that I gave her a $20 tip. The man was arrested and I think she quit after that.
 

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