A javelin pierced my leg

[Glitchfinder]

While we didn't get javelins, we did get a fuckton of teachers that actually cared, a few computers in every classroom, plus at least two computer labs in every building. Oh, and did I mention the fact that the school was brand fucking new (as in, I was literally part of the first graduating class to attend this school for all four years) so nothing had been ruined by previous students. Oh, and I got to pick out where my locker was because I won a contest before starting my first year there.

 

[Twirly]

my PE teachers were all tards too. tell your parents to threaten to sue and get that guy kicked out on his ass. it will be a service to all teacher kind >:/

I will talk about this with my teachers, but I am not too optimistic about getting him fired, he will retire in 2 months so
it would be cool though, everyone would love me for getting his ass fired ;D

dude it is so lucky it didn't hit your femoral artery. even with immediate medical attention, sometimes that level of blood loss can't be stemmed in time

Yeah I know man, I mean look at how big that thing is :x

Or imagine it would have hit a nerve, that would be bad too!

 

[Twirly]

my PE teachers were all tards too. tell your parents to threaten to sue and get that guy kicked out on his ass. it will be a service to all teacher kind >:/

I will talk about this with my teachers, but I am not too optimistic about getting him fired, he will retire in 2 months so
it would be cool though, everyone would love me for getting his ass fired ;D

dude it is so lucky it didn't hit your femoral artery. even with immediate medical attention, sometimes that level of blood loss can't be stemmed in time

Yeah I know man, I mean look at how big that thing is :x

Or imagine it would have hit a nerve, that would be bad too!

 

[Twirly]

also I go to a selective school, you know the ones you have to do entry exams and shit, so they have that kind of stuff
even though it's useless, knowing how to throw a fucking javelin won't help me much

 

[Pokémaniac]

i think they teach us how to do javelin so we can sweep all the carnivals(our school hasn't lost a local sports carnival in like 15 years :x)

 

[Twirly]

idk man our school got a reputation for having good PE classes and shit and now they went all out o.O

 

[bashful crobat]

Scrotum

 

[Twirly]

ahahaahaha i didnt notice that :D

 

[Gubid]

Lol, you would point that out.

I never had Javelin's either. I grew up in public school and the closest thing to that they have is perhaps a shot put if your lucky. Dodgeball, yes they have that!

 

[Venetia]

also I go to a selective school, you know the ones you have to do entry exams and shit, so they have that kind of stuff
even though it's useless, knowing how to throw a fucking javelin won't help me much

i had to do entry exams for mine but dude we didn't even have latin class or a science club or anything
in PE we had FOOTBALL!!!! and that was pretty much it. (we were a Super Varsity Football Forever™ school and won all the Big Footballs Prizes™ or something--so that's basically ALL the school focused on. Also I think Soccer but that was Mexicans Only.)
gay.

oh but after my freshman year i learned of this class called Aerobics where it was just a bunch of fat girls chilling in the gym for an hour. i was thin & in decent shape at the time, so on the few days we had to DO something b/c someone was watching, i always looked like an extreme badass and did better than everyone.

among the losers........i am the star.....its me

Queen of the Losers


srs though i am so god damn thankful for that stupid class

 

[candle]

yeah, i went to public school where the pe classes suck balls. sorry your teacher was a douche, though!

 

[boon]

ouch man, like vennie said you're pretty lucky you didn't die from it hitting your artery

you're very lucky it was only your leg and not your chest or something, too :3

 

[Jason]

Is that a javelin in your leg or are you happy to see me?

... Oh.

Sorry man

 

[Twirly]

hahaha i lol'd

 

[gRaViJa]

Damn! I once saw such an accident on the news. When i tried to imagine how it would feel, i decided for myself that was one of the freakiest accidents that could happen to me. Good thing that you got out save and sound (more or less).

 

[moog]

ouch man, like vennie said you're pretty lucky you didn't die from it hitting your artery

you're very lucky it was only your leg and not your chest or something, too :3

1st post in 5 MONTHS

also fuck you twirly i wish you were dead.

jk i dont

 

[Twirly]

i know moog ilu 2

 

[Ellie]

hi boon!

holy shit twirly that's aweful and fucking amazing at the same time

you're like, half way to being a proper gangsta only you didn't get shot, you did it with style, a motherfucking javelin

 

[Ellie]

The first and only time I did javelin throw I got -1 metre. As I went to throw, I hit myself in the back of the head with the stick, tripped, and it fell behind me.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Thanks Wyatt, that made my afternoon so much more enjoyable.