A javelin pierced my leg

[Twirly]

This monday a javelin pierced my upper leg...
How did this happen? well, in PE we were playing javelin throw an someone always had to be on the field to look how far the javelin got thrown. Everyone had to throw his two javelins and once we were done we had to collect them again.
Now it was my turn to look how far they went and some dude threw a spear.
I noticed it was flying towards me so I ran BACKWARDS to dodge it (which was dumb) tripped somehow and then opened my eyes (I assume I blacked out for a second) and all of a sudden there was a javelin in my fucking leg!
I took it out, I was so shocked I didn't feel all the pain but it hurt man! so i went back to my classmates and yelled "it went through the flesh!" and they told the teacher...
this is were the important part of the story is (aside from the actual injury) my PE teacher always was a piece of shit but this time he was a real asshole! first of all he wasn't shocked at all, his first comment was "i already told you this happened several times already"
he wasn't worried at all, he didn't care, he was cold hearted like always and he walked like a slow piece of shit.
He didn't even bother asking me what happened or how I felt, he didn't even bother driving me to the hospital, he called a janitor to drive me there even though it was during his lesson!
and don't get me started about how he called the janitor! it took him so fucking long, that fucking asshole really took his time!
so the janitor drove me to the hospital and then I got treated there, my friends visited me, I got lots of sweets and a playboy magazine (that was my biology teacher's idea and my classmates really did it ;x) and i don't have to go to school 'till in a week o:
Also, I was really lucky it went through the fat tissue! only a few centimeters to the right and it would have pierced the artery which would have been really dangerous and messy (and judging by how long it took that son of a bitch to call the janitor I would have bled to death on the spot)

I just made this thread to tell you this story, but you can ask me anything! (About the surgery, the teacher or even the playboy magazine :P)

 

[bashful crobat]

lolllllllll well done

 

[Twirly]

hahaha yeah man this was a rad first serious injury i guess

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You should make a formal complaint against the PE teacher and call the entire class as witnesses against him.

That sort of injury needs to be treated as soon as possible, and if it took you that long to get to the hospital then that PE teacher is unfit to teach.

The welfare of the students he teaches is part of his job, and if spent that long getting you to the hospital then he has been seriously negligent.

He needs to be fired, permanently before a more serious injury is caused.

And not only that, why did that other student throw the javelin when you were still on the field getting yours? Why didn't the PE teacher stop the other student?

Christ Twirly, the PE teacher could have been the death of you! (Though you already said that. I know.) If that PE teacher isn't replaced, then just refuse to go to PE lessons.

 

[Pokémaniac]

so it wasn't some kind of reenactment?

when we do javelin at school we, uh, look how far they go after we throw them.

your teacher is an ass btw

 

[Twirly]

And not only that, why did that other student throw the javelin when you were still on the field getting yours? Why didn't the PE teacher stop the other student?

Well I had to stand on the field to look how far the javelin went.
And yeah I def. have to do something against that piece of shit, but he's going to retire anyway.

 

[Gubid]

Ouch dude, that sounds awesome and yet stupid at the same time. Lol. :haha: I bet the guy throwing it was actually aiming for you. I had a number of dusches like that when I as still going to school. :shock:

 

[Twirly]

well idk it's only cool in retrospect i guess :x

 

[Twirly]

also the meds are pretty cool, especially the meds i got before the surgery (to relax)

 

[dadevvtsvre]

our school is too poor to afford javelins so we throw sticks and trashcan umbrellas. i hope you don't take this injury for granted.

 

[Twirly]

rofl i dont take it as granted at all :X

 

[dadevvtsvre]

do you know how many inner city children would beg to be stabbed in the leg by a javelin?

 

[Twirly]

how come you even know what javelin throw is

 

[dadevvtsvre]

my optimistic, 30 year old, caucasian english teacher was trying to tell my class full of ethnic and racial minorities about it today but we were all too preoccupied with abusive parents and drug addiction and peer pressure to care

 

[Twirly]

hey wait don't shit all over my topic you dumb penguin you!

 

[moog]

ouch. glad to hear you're ok dude.

 

[Star]

Wow, what dumbass throws a javelin like a spear when there's someone in the way? Glad to hear you're okay man. But I gotta admit your experience reminds me of something funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmklTvAkbM

 

[Venetia]

dude it is so lucky it didn't hit your femoral artery. even with immediate medical attention, sometimes that level of blood loss can't be stemmed in time.

but also god damn my high school certainly didn't have javelins >:|
richie mcricherson >:|

my PE teachers were all tards too. tell your parents to threaten to sue and get that guy kicked out on his ass. it will be a service to all teacher kind >:/

 

[Dr. Funk]

my PE teacher is a 58 year old butch lesbian...

and we don't get javelins either wtf

 

[Pokémaniac]

I just assumed javelins were like a standard high school thing with the way they nonchalantly talk about them

But then again I do go to a ~selective~ school