Unversal laws

[Sgt. Cookie]

Post a law or truth that we all accept as correct (not really, but do try to make it realistic, so no "there are no cows on the moon because bananas arn't there". OK?)

I'll start.

You will never find a preist that has a large penis.

If it can be used for tea, it's eather a British or chinese invention. (The thermos flask was invented by a Brit.)

now you.

 

[Venetia]

there are no cows on the moon because bananas arn't there.

edit: oh shit uch:

 

[Jason]

Tomatoes are vegetables

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Venetia]

there is someone in the room right now

 

[Zeriab]

When this topic reaches 2 pages at least 50% of the claims presented in it will be false.

 

[Misery]

Zeirab hugs a lot

 

[mawk]

wherever you go, you were behind yourself just a second ago.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

every movie that has a poster with giant red/blue letters and a white background is guaranteed to be absolutely terrible.

 

[Venetia]

someday you'll be there

 

[mawk]

anything that can't be done while wearing a labcoat isn't worth doing at all

 

[Venetia]

taking off your glasses for dramatic effect is 10x more dramatic than simply emoting sans-glasses

 

[Misery]

there are no sharks on the moon because apples arn't there

 

[So fist]

when you sleep people come out and rearrange your furniture, but they put it back exactly as it was before you wake up.

 

[So fist]

a shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer.

 

[Ellie]

Sophist got his name from a 1990s teen show starring Ryan Hand.

 

[boon]

sometime you're going to meet someone

 

[Misery]

If all waggles are woozies and all squalies are waggles all woozies are definatly Quibles

 

[Venetia]

you're on fire :!:

 

[mawk]

if a plan exists, it will come to fruition at least a day later than expected.