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This Week on .Org (February 15th - 22nd)

Restored. Again.

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Dear RMXP.org members.

First of all, my credentials: Vince Priestly, BSc (Hons) Law, BA (Hons) Literature, twelve years metropolitan police service, two years Federal service, now working for the Federal Bureau of Investigation on the smaller, trivial matters such as Internet Message Forums that have become a problem to the United States.

We are using our powers (granted by the Digital Millenium Act 2000) to post this here in your Announcements Message Forum as we feel that this is vitally important to be heard. We have been closely monitoring the actions of RMXP.org for some time and quite frankly we are disturbed by the goings on of this Message Forum especially in terms of what can only be seen as GHA (Godless Homosexual Activity) which is strictly prohibited from Message Forums.

We are especially concerned by the happenings This Week on RMXP.org as they show utmost content at breaking our laws on Homosexuality which are there to protect you (the United States Citizen) from the foulness that exists behind closed doors.

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A majority of the posts that have been submitted to this Message Forum this week have pertained to Godless Homosexual Activity and therefore we have conducted this report. We hope it will help you to rid this community of said activity or we will be forced to take action.

IRC CHAT


First of all it seems RMXP.org employs the atrocity that is an IRC (Internet Relay Chat). These places are breeding grounds for HSP's (Homosexual Sexual Preditors) who prey on the young and the needy with their Godless Homosexual Activity.

Do not visit the IRC, it is extremely inadvisable.

The address so that you can block it is: osprey.il.us.slacked.org

The channel under surveillance is: #RMXP

It would be inadvisable to visit this using the readily available methods that are the chat link on this page, or a client such as mIrc or Xchat.

HOMOSEXUAL LEISURE


It has been noted that Homosexuals often use games as a way of expressing their feminine side, or even just to push their manliness by "raising" their "levels" - increasing the little red bar bit by bit through constant battering until they see their limit break bar flashing and unleash their wave of destruction over their enemies.

This Fire Emblem fan game looks interesting (and gay): viewtopic.php?f=78&t=61956

Prophecy: The Demon Kingdom, for an RTP game, actually looks decent (and gay): viewtopic.php?f=78&t=60754

Could it be a good (but gay) Concept Dev thread? viewtopic.php?f=23&t=61852 (The Cartel of Rarefield, by NightSway)

Speaking of games, what's your favourite genre? Most Homosexuals like steampunk, but Coyote wants to know your thoughts. viewtopic.php?f=6&t=62035

Also, Punk's event systems continue to become more and more Homosexual in nature with his "Double Tap Dash" (one can only assume this is a Euphamism for Homosexual Love). viewtopic.php?f=48&t=58129

kidd6686 is making some origional graphics with look kinda cool (and gay) so far: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=61977


HOMOSEXUAL OFFENDERS LIST


The thread entitled "Gay Crushes" has attracted the attention of Homosexuals. This sort of topic is most likely designed as a trap to entice even global moderators to come out of "The Closet" and reveal their Unlawful Sins.

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=61980

The following people are Homosexuals:

- Surmuck
- Luminier
- Cruelty
- Daft Punk
- Tofurkey
- Commodore Whynot
- Brewmeister
- Alaxis
- Holly
- Arbiter
- Twirly


REPEAT OFFENDERS


The following Homosexuals have returned to the forums after haituses:

- Ratty524 (viewtopic.php?f=25&t=62016)
- Makasu (viewtopic.php?f=25&t=62056)
- Guardian (viewtopic.php?f=25&t=60769)
- Badmonur (viewtopic.php?f=25&t=61843)

This is rather disturbing as yet again the Normal Sexual Balance is being disturbed by Homosexual Activity.


HOMOSEXUAL DREAMS


Rey Meustrus has started a discussion about Lucid Dreaming.

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=62050

While this seems harmless at first glance, it is worth noting that a lot of male members of society who are That Way Inclined will use Lucid Dreaming as an excuse to engage in Nocturnal Homosexual Fantasy (NHF).

Also, it is a given fact that most gay people are annorexic, and most annorexic people are gay. viewtopic.php?f=24&t=62068


HOMOSEXUAL ROMANCE


Dissonance, who we are fairly sure with our evidence is an extreme Homosexual offender, male, and 27 years of age, has begun a thread discussing the aftermath of Valentines Day (the main topic of last week's this week), a day which is often abused by Homosexuals to engage in their ungodly ways.

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=61969


PRESIDENT'S DAY


In happier news however it seems Luminier (one of the offenders from above you'll note) has been helping to celebrate President's Day, a vital day to United States Citizens worldwide.

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=62001


Thank you for your time


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Thank you for your time, Vince Priestly, Vice President and Editor In Chief of GAY-UK Magazine.

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Also btw the scripting contest is closing on March 1st so keep up the good work or something
 

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