The Useless Powers Game

[Daxis]

the power to laugh to death

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

joining the navy...

 

[Ellie]

X-ray speed.

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

being able to see the future but you are the only living thing left in the galaxy

 

[Daxis]

being able to time travel
but if you travel into the past you destroy your existence
and if you travel into the future you never existed

 

[regi]

the power to fly, but only when you are underwater
the power to swim, but only inside volcanos
the power to melt icicles by staring at them

 

[Misery]

the power to tie your shoelaces at will, but only when your not wearing them

 

[boon]

the power to lock doors without keys... only when you're inside.

also, without the power to unlock the door again.

 

[Jason]

The power to revive dinosaurs and bring them into the modern wor... nevermind.

 

[Misery]

The power to end your own sen... Nevermind

 

[boon]

the power to make forum games on an rpg maker forum

 

[Misery]

teh powa te uzee lolspeak

 

[Jason]

The power to end your own sen... Nevermind

The power to copy the poster above you and fail.

 

[Misery]

The power to be a Jesus Britfag

 

[boon]

the power to

D-D-D-D-

die.

 

[Misery]

The power to have no power

 

[boon]

the power to start a generic shitty emo rockband that just ends up dissolving into a mess of chaos, depression, drug abuse and death in which none of the people who originally entered the band would ever live to see a profit and you all just end up hating life and fighting and the band breaks up because no one bought a fucking cd and it just sucks and your sound just sucks and you just suck and your life sucks and just everything sucks and the band was a waste of money and you owe people thousands of pounds which is more than you make in years working at McDonalds and a night shift at KFC juggling two jobs no time for rest or for family or for anything, your wife starts smoking heavily then blames the habit on you and kicks you out on the street while fucking your best friend (former band member) behind your back and you don't realise it and you stare up at the sky and swear and a truck comes and hits you and then you fade to black; in reality you're in a coma in a hospital for 10 years and after 10 years they decide it's too late for you, you'll never recover and they pull the life support off, your existence fading into a
measly
speck
of
dust.

sux2bu

 

[LiquidMetal91]

the power to turn Mac Donalds into Burger Kings

 

[Daxis]

the power to turn a big mac into the whopper

 

[Jason]

The ability to turn your skin black or white at will, although it has a cooldown of 24 hours.