The sentence finishing game

[Misery]

Okay simple game, simple rules

somebody says part of a sentence and the next guy/girl/como will finish it, with comedy value hopefully

E.g The grass is greener
next guy/girl/como: when painted
then you post the start of another sentence

I of course will start
okay GO:

Only just across the bridge

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

there was a huge faggot!

i ran straight way

 

[Ellie]

because not grammar importants.

Every fish can

 

[Jason]

suck a french mans dick.

If you take one

 

[Ellie]

you're a french man.

Jbrist can't

 

[Jason]

tuna piano but can tuna fish

The number one killer in Ethiopia is

 

[Ellie]

Jbrist.

The smelliest type of cheese is

 

[Jason]

Jbrist.

If I give you two apples, you'll have

 

[Jeronimus]

a gay old time.

Where there's a will,

 

[Ellie]

there's an e.

Mary had

 

[Anski]

syphilis.

Jack be nimble, jack be

 

[Ellie]

, but that don't be making him a good pirate.

If it's yellow,

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

It is either urine or gold.

When I was a sailor man

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

i got herpes from your sister.

when i was in japan

 

[Misery]

(FINALLY!, you actually noticed this)
I danced on rubble




Mary had a little lamb

 

[Norton]

...who devoured human flesh.

The alligators skin was...

 

[Misery]

Like a G6 like a G6

Daxis and Jbrist cross the road...

 

[Jason]

to kill Scottish Badass because we don't like him

One day I

 

[Misery]

killed jbrist


because I

 

[Brewmeister]

...couldn't think of anything better to do.

If it's yellow,

...let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Mary had a little lamb

...who's fleece was black as soot.

And, everywhere that Mary went...



P.S. You guys suck at this game