The Cosmic Vending Machine

[Glitchfinder]

You get a massive stack of post-it notes detailing every single thing you've ever forgotten to do.

*inserts a new computer*

 

[aphadeon]

you get an xbox 360 S-Model with Kinect

*inserts glitchfinder and runs off with his 360*

 

[Misery]

You get a punch in the face and the loss off an xbox
*inserts Venetia*

 

[aphadeon]

you get Tenivea

*blows hard into the coin slot*

 

[Misery]

You get a coin
*inserts coin*

 

[Misery]

I gain the power to attempt to revive this thread

*Inserts The Hope that it will work*

 

[Ellie]

You get a response.

*Inserts girder*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get a building

*Inserts all my college work with a note saying "Finish me"*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get a lame excuse involving a dog and a rainstorm.

*inserts 42 lemons*

 

[Misery]

you get lemonade

*Inserts the closest ginger*

 

[Ares]

You get it back.

*Inserts the internet*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get 4chan!

*Inserts all Dutch members*

 

[LiquidMetal91]

You get me 'n Thomas

*Instert's a :biggrin: *

 

[Jason]

You get :boobs: and :fap: from :venny:

*Inserts a waffle iron*

 

[Ellie]

You get waffled.

*Inserts inserts*

 

[Misery]

you get raped

*inserts another cosmic vending machine*

 

[aphadeon]

you get a cosmic vending machine
*inserts {S_USERNAME}*

 

[Misery]

You get their evil twin

inserts 13 allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

 

[Draycos Goldaryn]

you get a wooden nickel.

*Inserts nothing*

 

[aphadeon]

You get everything.

*inserts hbgames.org*