The Cosmic Vending Machine

[Mega Flare]

you lose your left hand :D

*inserts a tree*

 

[Chalupa]

You get 6 environmental activist groups at your front door.

*inserts dead chicken*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get a cooked chicken

*insets the the starship enterprise* (the next generation one not the one from enterprise)

 

[Vipers Eye]

I get my left hand back

*inserts Darth J*

 

[Tindy]

You get a cookie

AN EVIL COOKIE

*inserts nerkmid*

 

[Jason]

You get a book of carpet samples.

*Inserts an antique monacle*

 

[Vipers Eye]

You get modern glasses

*inserts The spots on my nose*

 

[Venetia]

You get spots on your ass.

*inserts a package of ramen*

 

[Chalupa]

You get a minimum wage job, and an apartment with cardboard boxes as furniture.

*inserts my dog*

 

[Truly else]

you get a bitch.

inserts japanese maple

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get Japanese maple syrup

*inserts a paradox*

 

[Venetia]

You get a pair of socks.

*inserts bra*

 

[psiclone]

you get a creepy guy taking it and keeping it for himself, placing it upon a throne with mixed hair follicles and a pair of mismatched socks.

*inserts :kiss: *

 

[Vipers Eye]

You get :girl:
*inserts
:pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:
An army of dancing pickles*

 

[Velocir_X]

You get Girls Gone Wild

Inserts KOTOR

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get mass effect.

*inserts a bottle of water*

 

[Mundane]

You get cancer.

*inserts :shock: *

 

[Tindy]

You get a Ninja Turtle of your choice.

*inserts duck tape*

 

[Venetia]

You get duct tape. But it shoots out over your head so you have to duck.

*inserts 10 banana creme pies*

 

[psiclone]

You get 2 hot assed bitches wrestling in the pies. Do their clothes come off? only a little. oh yeah.

*inserts goldfishes*