Mike Hunt's Dictionary

[Ellie]

Here's how it works: you post a word - a legitimate word from dictionary.com - and supply a new, funny definition for it.

i.e.

Dictator
A humerously shaped vegetable

Statutory Rape
When two stone figures bone without consent

Hindsight
Science gone horribly wrong

 

[bluehazed]

Ostentatious - Female genetilia shaped like an oster blender

 

[Ellie]

Virginia - A hearing apparatus that has never had a dickinit

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Remember - removing a body part after it has been but back on.

 

[Ellie]

Homosexually - To sell Moe to dodgy clients for money.

 

[Ellie]

Homoerectus - to sell dickgirl-Moe to dodgy clients.

 

[Ellie]

Homorudolfensis - to sell Moe, a reindeer, and your sister to clients for money.

 

[Jason]

Oh shit all three of those made me laugh out loud.

 

[Ellie]

Oh dear: rudolf chasing his tail

Titanics: a not-very-roomy home extension

Titan: a friend from work with a reputation in the bedroom

 

[Necrile]

Transparent: A parent with both male and female genitalia.

 

[Ellie]

Transistor: a sibling with a mystery.

 

[Misery]

Lechatelierite (say it out loud)- to look at a woman correctly

 

[Ellie]

Dismember: to forget

 

[Necrile]

Wyatt: A question regarding iPhone's exclusive service coverage. (hur hur arent i clever)

 

[Ludicus]

Wyatt: A question regarding iPhone's exclusive service coverage. (hur hur arent i clever)

idgi

 

[Ellie]

Idgi: when repeated thrice, the noise a leprechaun makes as he dances away with your gold.