Lets write a story!

[Byron]

This is an age old forum game that is used on most forums.
I'm sure most of you will have played it before, but just incase I'll explain the rules:

Spoiler: Rules

The aim of the game is to write a story with the help of everyone else. You are only aloud to post 1 sentence at a time and it must make sense. The sentence can be as long as you want, but it must be more than 5 words long.

So those are the basic rules, however I am going to add a twist of my own!
You cannot use words that were used in the post above you.
So if someone posts "John ate some chips" you can't then post "The chips were yummy" because it contains the words "Chips"
Depending on how hard it gets, I may make words exempt from this rule.


Okay so lets get on with it!

Timmy Bipper was a rather old and grumpy man.

 

[Jason]

Who loved to put cheerios up his arse

 

[Mega Flare]

so he murderd a puppy dog

 

[Xilef]

And crapped out breakfast for the next morning

 

[Byron]

His ass made the sound of a trumpet as he shat.

 

[Spoo]

Along with Timmy's groans, 'twas quite the symphony.

 

[Byron]

He looked to his left and noticed that he lacked bog roll

 

[Jason]

So he shot himself in the head

 

[Mega Flare]

and thats how babys are made

 

[Byron]

But only back in mother Russia

 

[Ellie]

with Vladimir Putin's strict permission