good luck bad luck

[Guest]

;D

 

[Toams]

he found out though, that the mall was bombed by israeli's, and as a result he couldnt buy something good. he went to the mcdonalds.

 

[Glitchfinder]

At the mcdonald's, he used part of the money and bought a soda. On the soda was the other half of the $1,000,000 monopoly combo. (He had the first half in his pocket)

 

[Ellie]

The pocket in question was in his jeans... which were in the washer right now.

 

[Truly else]

He rushed home to get them out of the washer before the ticket was destroyed, and no obstacles emerged in his way. (that's lucky, right?)

 

[Ellie]

But it was too late. The washer was on fire.

 

[Toams]

fortunate for him though, there was an anti-fire device nearby. he fired it up (lol geddit) and tried to salvage as much from the washer as possible

 

[friend]

unfortunately, the washer was somehow functioning and pours water all over his face while he is looking for stuff and drowning him.

 

[Toams]

good thing he was jewish, and he went to heaven

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Ellie]

Yorkshire.

 

[Truly else]

post-zombie invasion.

 

[Toams]

so, after implying that yorkshire is good luck, the zombies tried to eat part of Jims leg. He soon realized his left leg was made of PURE GOLD! He..

 

[Perihelion]

...chopped off his leg with the intent to sell it, then realized this was a bad idea as blood gushed from the stump, driving the zombies into a frenzy.

 

[Ellie]

While they danced thriller he was able to escape!

 

[Venetia]

But then he ran into a pole and got knocked out.

 

[Cryranos]

when he woke up he realized it was a dream and was lying in front of the malfunctioning washer

 

[Ellie]

Which had leaked water all over his potted plants and killed them

 

[Venetia]

but they were all very naughty and smelly plants so it wasn't a big deal.

 

[Ellie]

...to him at least. His older sister, who he lived with, would surely give him a spanking for this. (Too weird?)