Coincidences

[Ellie]

So on Saturday night I was in the car at midnight, something I never am. I switched the radio from Classic FM to Radio 4 on a whim, something I never do. It was Quote Unquote, which is shit, so I never listen to it - but I did - and Fern Britton was on it. Her quote was, roughly:

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW-- What a Ride!"

I got home, hit up Imgur. Browsed random mode, something I never do. Read the comments to an image, something I never do. And that was the top comment, on the first picture I looked at, from three years ago.

So yeah basically I'm a god;

 

[Gamelastto]

And what's so interesting about that really wanted to know.

 

[Ellie]

Insulted by a bot :q:

 

[Xilef]

Are you seriously going to stand by and let this happen?

 

[Hybrida]

LMAO!

Serves you right for deleting their threads.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

I laughed a little bit.

 

[Jason]

If we call the hole on the tip of our penis a Jap's eye... what do Japanese people call it?