Your lessons in life.

[Reives]

Post things that you've learned through past personal experience that might deem to be helpful to others here - include a story for it if you want.

 

[ancell]

That nothing in life is static, not even normal things in your everydaylife like family, friends or work.
And when time comes and you lose it, you would give almost everything for a moment longer to enjoy it while it was there.

With that said, also that there are some friends, that will always love you and care for you, no matter how far out you get.

 

[JakeyZombie]

EDIT: Apathy is a policy to live by.

(There, short and simple.)

 

[Hevendor]

That there's like only a small handful of people in the whole world that you can trust in.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

 

[djzalzer]

You don't mess around with SLIM 60 1/4. Didn't you ever finish that song?!

My life lesson: The most humble people always end up looking the most impressive.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Slim's a push over, Jim on the other hand...

 

[Cruelty]

if you set your expectations incredibly low, you'll never be disappointed
:l

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

I'll be serious for a moment:
Revenge offers nothing but pride. Pride offers nothing but self indulgence. Self indulgence offers nothing but loneliness. Loneliness offers nothing. Nothing begates nothing.

Vengeance on the other hand... justice... well that's different in a double handed way :D

 

[madmax_vii]

You'll never escape sod's law, ever.

 

[The Cry of Fallen Angels]

Never, ever, decide to try talking a Jehova into Atheism.

Don't drink too much beer before surfing.

Music is the cure for everything.

 

[Mega Flare]

dont mouth off to people who are like 3 times the size of you

 

[Anonymous]

Don't do drugs.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

Steak dinners are a right.

 

[Despain]

You don't question my authority on Pok?mon.

 

[Fafnir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE

That song pretty much sums it up.

 

[Rye]

Not everyone enjoys sarcasm.

 

[Venetia]

Spoiler

This almost seems like a forum game >_>

Don't trust Whitey.


... Not the race, John Whitey. He's this jerk that lives across the street.

 

[JakeyZombie]

Never eat somebody's fecal matter and let your mother catch you.

Good one...

 

[PINEDAXP]

Communists and socialists are the sons of the devil Z=/

 

[Venetia]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.