khmp":o3ulsk3i said:After saving the world again this morning, you're all welcome by the way... Anyway after that I cured aids and then forgot to save it. It looks like you'll have to wait till tomorrow, [insert_name w/ aids]. Then after my usual afternoon fight with my ninja/pirate/zombie neighbor. I did yoga for about an hour. Then I time traveled an hour into the future so I could justify having my kid cuisine tv dinner at 4. Then I finished Duke Nukem Forever. So keep your eyes peeled come 2012. I went out and bought a trampoline but they are impossible to set up so all the pieces are stacked up in a large pile. Then I transcended my human form but decided that existing as pure energy makes it really hard to use the toilet so I rebuilt the machine used in the movie "The Fly" and now I'm a horrible form of gelatinous goo.
zenrdy":3h3cjxle said:Yeah, I stood next to khmp all day while he was doing that, I kept saying "Dude, thats awesome".
Venetia":32xosvej said:I went to work, came home, made dinner, worked on finishing a cherrywood entertainment center I have, played some games, logged on so read randomness.
Miek":2ld75dtn said:I read Zenrdy's user title as "smoke and a bear." Then I came to realize he was just saying he was old enough to drink and smoke. :<
I tell you, you're worthless unless you'll buy for me.
So, I finally bought that baseball bat I saw in the drug store, but then these street punks started giving me shit because they didn't like my backpack or something. Things escalated from there, so I took the bat and left them cold on the payment. I hadn't slept all last night because of a meteor strike, and just as I was getting off to sleep again that jackass fat kid next door had me running errands to find his brother or something. Anyway, so I leave them knocked out, and suddenly I find out my shoulder doesn't hurt so bad where I burned it on the meteor (by the way, some bug thing came out while I was checking it out. It said some cool stuff, but I'm not gonna go into detail right now.) I had just been thinking about it a little while before. So it turns out that I can heal faster just by thinking about where it hurts! Isn't that cool?