This Week on .Org
Oh dear guys, looks like Halloween wasn't enough for the monsters. I am here to bring you this important message.
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So guys the monsters have taken over. It seems their day of fame isn't enough and they demand more time to be celebrated. They are so angry
they demand to be compensated for their labor and hard work. If you do not oblige, they will tear down the site.
Us monsters have also created their own room in order to post more monsters for the takeover. Please do not be alarmed, no human will be harmed in this process. However, they do welcome you to
check it out. However, if you are not going to submit something useful, the monsters will eat you.
Us monsters have decided to recruit new, fresh monster to our army of already powerful monsters. If you are interested, the old news is
here. However, please keep in mind that we do eat the weaklings, so please consider your overall ability as a monster before submitting. There is no second chances when the monsters take over.
It is unfortunate that some of you have come right before the monster takeover, so I believe a proper initiation is in order before we eat you.
- C_johnson
- swiftdeathsk
- fox5
- kaori
- MagitekElite
- zedeem
However, we also ate a few of you as well. It seems that Twirly, moog, and Guardian along with the most supreme leader venetia have disappeared into the belly of our monster stomachs. We will miss you.
We also would like to celebrate this monstrous occasion to celebrate shadow's birthday. We will leave you alone for the time being, as UWE posted his own monster of an image there as well. x:
Game Development
There have been some new projects that have sprung up these last couple of weeks. One of which, of course, does not seem to feature monsters.
Haydyn's Fable: Plane of Eidolan, made by eddiem will suffer major consequences if this is not changed in the next couple of days. We will eat all traces of your existence.
Beyond the Labyrinth seems to suffer the same fate as the last one. We do not want animals and insect, we want our monsters. xBrokenSin will suffer a slowly painful acid bath in our bellies if you do not fix this up. We are looking for monsters, please do not disappoint.
It seems our next monster in training, EphiamOricuna, has featured some monsters in their game.
Eternal Paradise features some custom tiles along with that good-good monster goodness we are looking for.
ClicheRPG is an upcoming game by Numb. There seems to be evil afoot. Monster love evil forces and so far there is no sign of them. We will hope for the best and plan for the worst and we are sharpening are teeth at this time.
Let us get one thing clear, zombies and dead people are not monsters and we would appreciate if you do not categorize our prestigious race as such. What if we called you manure, would that make you feel good. That is why
One Survivor, made by Xilef, does not meet our standards. Sure it may be a 1st person zombie surviving game, but without monsters, all it will fill is our appetite when we eat you.
We were about to eat the whole board when we found this last project.
The Adventure of Bit Boy, made by bacon, is a platformer with monsters. We love monsters, therefore we will spare the board. Enough said.
It seems one of our monsters in training, my.opium.eyes, has created a thread about
marketing and advertising. Its a shame that we had eliminate the person, as it was a thread about marketing games, not marketing monster apparel.
Another thread that made us happy was about
what you think makes a game popular. Its a shame that Zekallinos is popular no more, as we ate him due to the lack of monsters.
Before his last words however, Zekallinos posted about title screens and
what options you think should appear on a title screen. Nice idea however it lacks monster therefore we all decided to split him in half and eat him twice.
We had a change in heart and decided to eat bacon. Why? Well, the user asked
what camera angle you find appealing in a game. However, why ask? The answer is the camera belongs pointed towards the monsters and the monsters alone.
Then bacon asked
asked if users thought music was important in games themselves. We all know that monster sound effects are the best, the background music should be muted so that you can hear them better.
Then, bacon has the audacity to ask
what users do not want to see in games. We will answer this swiftly and harshly. We dont want to see humans killing monsters anymore. Its a lie. Monsters kill humans not vice versa.
Bacon then even asks users about
their ideals on gameplay. Do you see any monsters on these threads, we dont think so. This person committed a non-forgivable act. He will pay.
It keeps getting worse however, as bacon then makes a thread about
classes and abilities. We have a class for you. How about you make a class where the monsters summon humans to fight each other because honestly, who wouldn't want that you idiot.
Bacon just keeps going and going however, as they make a thread about
character traits. You know what we find to be a gad character trait? A person who doesn't make threads about monsters. You know what we find to be a good character trait? One who punishes those who do not do so.
Art and Development
Most art is crap, unless it has monsters in it, then it is truly art. One piece of art we don't like to see is the
LMS Helicopter made by fox5. We see no monsters, we see machine. Also, that helicopter better not be used for monster hunting. If this proves true, we will hunt you down.
One formidable leader of the human race, Perihelion, created a
GBC pixel contest. However, it wasn't about monsters, it was about scenery and landscape. How dare she. You will pay for your lack of cooperation.
They still don't get it. DeM0nFiRe posts a thread called
wizard workshop or something of the sort. We were hoping the title was just a lie and we got my hopes up for nothing. It won't matter once we eat him all up however.
Badmonur is creating a
flash animation. We swear, if there is not a monster in that fridge, then that user will get gobbled up into our bellies of utter despair.
That same user, badmonur, also created an
enviroment building. We hope that you created that building as a home for us monsters, and not for some lame hobby.
Badmour also decided to post his
airship concept. We will be flying in that when you take us to our new home.
Numb played their hand at art and lost miserably. He decided to paint people. First, he had the gall to GIMP pain an image of a
man in a chicken suit. Then Numb believed that he could redeem themselves by painting a picture of
a standing boy. Maybe you don't get it, we want monsters not crummy humans.
C_johnson posted their
concept art. When the concept does not involve monsters, who really cares.
Zackwell posted some tunes of
Greigh's manor. I don't get it personally. All we hear is noise. Where is the monster music. What is the nonsense you call music?
Also, some unrealistic user, Alexander Morou, decided
to be realistic. Us monsters can be as unrealistic as we want with no harm done. I guess if you were a monster, you could set unrealistic goals for yourself, but it sucks to be you, now doesn't it.
Some silly user Ricoman tried to impress us by making a
model of a 3-D house. Too bad it is not our style. Failure to change within twenty four hours will result in us eating you.
Dark Link tried to impress us with his
title screen. I have a word of criticism for you, no one will play a game with a title screen lacking monsters.
Dsoulja85 fufills our needs with his
title screen. Good job sir, you meet all the requirement and you shall not be eaten today.
The Other Hand
The Other Hand is a place where us monsters thrive. We live there, breathe there, and most importantly, gorge ourselves on incompetent humans. That is why when Spooky asked
when are you from, we simply added them to the menu. We don't care when you are from, it is not important unless you have come after this thread.
No ID asked us what our
favorite movie quote is. Well, why we do not have a favorite, anything from Monsters Inc.
Some evil doer Dadevester decided to make a game where you
draw the member above you. It should be more like draw the person above you in monster form. This will not be tolerated. You will be eaten.
Some silly member UWE decided to post
the worst fanfic they could find. We will congratulate you, you did not post any monster fanfics. Well played good turtle man, one day you will rise above the common human.
Another user asked us
what game sequels we would like to see. We monster would like to see a sequel of Gran Theft Auto, only instead you play as a monster running over humans and whatnot.
We monster love game. That is why we looked at thread about a game called
Nier. However, we we equally disappointed. The game isn't about monsters, therefore just ignore this thread as coyotecraft is no longer active on these forums.
We monsters also like T.V., it is a portal for us monsters to get the monstrous news. That is why the
T.V. thread is a great plus in our monster book. You might live bacon, you might live.
This was quite a monstrous TWOO. Don't be afraid of change, change is good unless you are a human. We have a list of who is going to be eaten, so expect it to happen before next week. I suggest you learn our monster ways or else you will be eaten too.
Bye you silly humans you :3
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