Pokémaniac
Awesome Bro
Welcome to the world of Boxes! Please leave one of your dimensions at the door, then come in and stretch your sides. Comfortable? Good. Now, let's get down to the nitty gritty.
Why should you stay in the world of Boxes? Well let me give you a few reasons.
All the brain-busting fun of an adventure game. Prepare to scavenge for leaves, string, CDs, splints and whatever else you can get your greedy... hands?... on to find your way out of whatever room you may be stuck in.
Of course, if your brain gets too busted, there's always an easy way out. The game is about finding the most ways out of each room as possible, but if you get too stuck, you can always just skip to the next room. What’s that called? Ah yes. Non-linear.
Amazing character customization. Choose your gender and name! I like the bow, even if I am a male. No-one’s judgmental in the world of Boxes!
Face the most fearsome of foes. As you have been known to say, “Jerks. The world's greatest obstacle.”
And of course, an absolutely gripping story. Feel the aching heart of a box stuffed down in a dungeon by his or her own parents. Feel the intensity of certain characters’ all-caps writing scratching against your eyes. And feel the excitement of a lock finally opened. I warn you, they jump.
Not convinced? I’m going to hand you over to our well trained staff to see if they can finish the pitch.
Sold yet? Great!
It's available here! Make sure you install the fonts! If you don't know how to, or if you can't, then you can simply have the 2 fonts open in the background.
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