They're All So Freakin' Tall

[Reives]

I'm relatively short for a guy (5'8), and lately it seems like every guy I see on campus is taller than me - so I wrote this anthem for us short people. :p Hope ya enjoy, no matter what your vertical measurement is!

They're All So Freakin' Tall
Kan reivG

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LYRICS:

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My best friend is much taller than me
He's 10 feet high I'm 2 feet tall,
he throws me like a basketball

I slide through the hoop and cannot help but think
One day I'm gonna rule it all,
I'll be the player and not the ball

I carry around a boulder to stand on
when we take pictures together (Boohoo)

When we go indoors he hits his head on second floor
as I breeze through the doggy door

Oh he's .. just .. so .. damn .. TALL!
(They're ALL so fricken tall)

It's no fair,
I pull my hair,
I drink my milk and say my prayer

Calcium-god,
dear laughing cow,
You can press my button now

~~~

Darth Vader: "Luke . . . what really made me turn to the dark side . . . was foreseeing your shortness."
Luke: "NOOOoOo--!!"

~~~

I've never seen a running parade
Never got to drop an icecream cone
on an uncle's balding head

I spiked my hair to better compare
Then drew a face on my spikey hair
pretending to stare

Oh I should marry CN tower to
get some height in the DNA

Hugging her concrete may be cold in the Winter
but at least she's used to PDA

And they're still .. all .. so .. damn .. TALL!
(I’m not short, they're all just tall!)

It's no fair,
I pull my hair,
I drink my milk and say my prayer

Calcium-god,
Dear laughing cow,
You can press my button now

Any time now
Any time now
Any time now
..(+x4)

Any time now,
oh the world's gonna fade away
Any time now,
all our frailties will cease to weight

Any time now,
The laughing cow'll press my button

Any time now
Any time now
(+x4)

Any time. . .

~~~

So the laughing cow does not care for me, I say:
"That's okay, cause you just suck,
go get headshot by a puck"

Who needs to grow up to be Paul anyway?
I bet he had to pick up poo from
his blue ox Babe every single day

Maybe the reason I'm not growing is
I'm just not whining nearly enough

Whine, whine, whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine..-
Someone please call the waaambulance

All I want .. is to .. be .. damn .. TALL!
(They're ALL so fricken tall)

It's no fair,
I pull my hair,
I drink my milk and say my prayer
Calcium-god,
Dear laughing cow,
You can press my button now

It's just no fair,
I pull my hair,
I drink soy milk and say my prayer
Calcium-god ,
Dear Mr. Bean,
Won't you press my button now



Laughing Cow cheese. Me like:

 

[moog]

Nice to see you post, Reives. Ill give this a listen in a bit :D

 

[Reives]

Hey. c: Aye, sorry for the inactivity lately, things have gotten a bit out of hand IRL. Thanks for listening; I'm trying out the geek-rock style.

 

[Admiral David]

LOL i like it! especially seeing how i'm somewhat short myself, did you do the vocals?? either way its a very catchy tune!

 

[Brewmeister]

That is corny as fuck!!!! I love it! :scruff:

A fresh angle on the topic already covered by Randy Newman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

 

[Shizu]

Did you do those pinch harmonics? they make the song so much cheesier :3

 

[Reives]

I didn't play the guitar for that, but yep, the pinch harmonics is intended. Hahah @ that Randy Newman song, I think I've heard parodies of it before. And I did do the vocals dsoul; that's why it's flat at times. :P

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

I took a listen to this, and thought it was a cute song. :3